You would think that the President's scheduler would have made arrangements for the call at a time when Johnson's wife was home and not driving to the airport to receive her husband's dead body and casket.....
Since when do you schedule phone calls?

are you serious???
I know you aren't ever serious, that's why we enjoy laughing at you so often!
Hello, Mrs. Johnson?
This is Fakename Secretary, President Trump's phone scheduler. He would like to set up a time to talk to you. I'm sorry. I didn't understand you. Yes, ma'am, I understand that just lost your husband, but would it be too much trouble to give me your schedule for the next three days so that the President may get the opportunity to call you?
Yes ma'am. I know you don't want to atk to anyone right now, but the President is a very busy man, but he wants to extend his condolences.
So, you have no idea what you will be doing? Yes ma'am I do understand, but I really need to nail down a time for the President to call you.
I understand that you voted for Hillary Clinton, but ...
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Hello? Hello? Mrs. Johnson?