Funny lines from comedy movies

[Stann]

Funny lines from comedy movies, do you have a favorite one ? I was just re-watching the movie " Let's go to prison ". I had forgotten how good it was. There's one scene where the character John Lyshitski had just gotten out of prison and he goes to a strip bar and is approached by a less than desirable hooker have been in an accident and is wearing a head brace. She offered him a lap dance, etc. To which he replied, " I'm not that horny, I just got out of prison. "

 

[Muhammed]

"You're going the wrong way!"

 

[BULLDOG]

Don't call me Shirly.

 

[BackAgain]

Yes your honor; this man has no dick!

 

[candycorn]

Funny lines from comedy movies, do you have a favorite one ? I was just re-watching the movie " Let's go to prison ". I had forgotten how good it was. There's one scene where the character John Lyshitski had just gotten out of prison and he goes to a strip bar and is approached by a less than desirable hooker have been in an accident and is wearing a head brace. She offered him a lap dance, etc. To which he replied, " I'm not that horny, I just got out of prison. "

2000 Mules.

Just the title...

 

[Muhammed]

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

âï¸ Elviras big opening

12 seconds · Clipped by Mewregaurd Hissyfit · Original video "Watch Elvira Mistress of the Dark 1988" by Everitt Blevins

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"Well, here's to my big opening"

 

[BackAgain]

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

 

[Stann]

What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

I appreciate all of these but for most of them I don't know where they're coming from. In the future if you could identify the source That would be nice to know, perhaps in brackets behind the statement. Just a suggestion to help all of us. Thanks again for all who have made comments.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

 

[Stann]

I was ready for someone to make it political. I knew I could count on someone like you. Politics ruins everything, even humor.

 

[BackAgain]

I appreciate all of these but for most of them I don't know where they're coming from. In the future if you could identify the source That would be nice to know, perhaps in brackets behind the statement. Just a suggestion to help all of us. Thanks again for all who have made comments.

Roger. Wilco.

 

[Stann]

Roger. Wilco.

I'm more a science fiction and adventure type of guy. I like humor on occasion to break up that. Thanks again. Enjoy your day, it's a beautiful one out there, here at least.
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[BackAgain]

I'm more a science fiction and adventure type of guy. I like humor on occasion to break up that. Thanks again. Enjoy your day, it's a beautiful one out there, here at least.
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The one about “bleed on me” was from the same movie I had quoted. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

My other movie funny line I offered was from Ghostbusters II.

 

[Stann]

The one about “bleed on me” was from the same movie I had quoted. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

My other movie funny line I offered was from Ghostbusters II.

Thanks again. My favorite comedy of all time or is The Goonies.

 

[BackAgain]

Thanks again. My favorite comedy of all time or is The Goonies.

Never watched it.

 

[Stann]

Never watched it.

It's a blast, kids, adventure, Iight drama and imagination, a wonderful combination of all. Do yourself a favor and watch it. It's so old I'm sure it's on here and you can watch it for free.

 

[Wyld Kard]

"Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"