Trump - White House paddy-cake maker with Sarah Palin. And they both get gold stars even though the cakes are all different sizes and are made of paste.
Cruz - Liar and thief.
Rand Paul - White House rug cleaner. For floors and heads.
Chris Christie - He applied to be pastry chef but after dinner there were no pastries left for the guests so he was moved to 'official hugger after storms'.
Lindsay Graham - Richard Simmons military advisor post.
Carly Purina - Cat pushing another cat downstairs greeter and admirer.
John Kasich - President
Bernie Sanders - Vice President
Marco Rubio - Official pistol pete dancer for White House dinners.
Ronald Reagan - Prison. Most corrupt person to ever hold high office in US history.
Nancy Reagan - UFO and Bigfoot researcher and psychic weirdo. Official tarot card reader. "When it comes to trump, just say no".
Richard Nixon - Corrupt Republican that was forced from office in disgrace. Still not even close to being as corrupt as Reagan.
Pataki - ...who?
G W Bush - Official creator of mess in middle east, 10 trillion dollars added to US national debt, outer of Valery Plame, a CIA agent just doing her job but was outed because her husband disproved Bush and White House band of criminals of Saddam's efforts to get yellow cake uranium for an atomic bomb. Stategery director. In charge of 'putting food on families'.
Let's just assume we have a "President Cruz" or "President Donald" in the 
