- Aug 24, 2015
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- Second World
When you live in the rainforest you just makem get nekkid and lay on the picnic table for a few minutes. Watch the flies. Nature is your friend. If a hummingbird shows up get to some serious humming !Did you ever hear the story of my ex bro in law? He was always talking about the sniff it...but he had nose cancer and couldn't smell a damn thing. So I asked him how he knew my sis was clean "down there" before munching and he said very seriously
"Wellllll....if my eyes start to water before I even get there close enough, I know its bad".