schmidlap
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"Grovel, Cabaña Boy! Your Pa killed JFK,
and your wife's as hot as a
Texarkana well-digger's ass!"
On March 2, 1836, delegates gathered at Washington-on-the-Brazos to sign the Texas Declaration of Independence. General Sam Houston and his army defeated Santa Anna and his Mexican troops to earn Texas its independence, and remnants of that go-it-alone spirit have endured in its power grid that delivers its consumers a rootin'-tootin' broncho-bustin' ride that recaptures the surprise element of a debauched Saturday night of Texas Hold'em at the Jersey Lilly saloon.
Just one year ago:
Governor Abbott Proclaims March 2, 2020 To Be Texas Independence Day
"As those delegates declared 184 years ago, when a government ceases to protect the lives, liberty, and property of the people from whom its power is derived, that government becomes an instrument of oppression and must be abolished. "... The vision of freedom set down by our founders in the Texas Declaration of Independence lives on in the Texas spirit today.
Is 2021 the year for it to abscond yet again?Some Texans are gittin' cold feet lately, but many have been whining for years and years that the whole dang state should go the way of its electrical utility system.
THE ALLURE:
"Former Guy" is available, desperate for a job, threatened with being run out of town on a rail by his Palm Beach neighbors, and his former employer, the American People, remain especially disgusted by his exit tantrum - a violent attack upon the U.S. Congress.
He'll come cheap, and a non-extradition policy would be the clincher!
He has a proven record of bloating debt while increasing unemployment, allowing more Texans to lead a life of leisure off the communal credit card.
He'll build the sovereignty of Texas a "big, beautiful wall!" and make Arkansas pay for it!
He'll exchange his signature neck tie/loin cloth for a crimson bolo longer than a bullwhip, and his cheap prole cap for a stetson!
PROTOTYPE: "America" will not appear anywhere on final product.
The chain of Trump® Ski Lodges in The Blizzard State (soon to be "The Blizzard Nation") - The Trump® Loco*, The Trump® Ding Dong*, and The Trump® White Settlement* - will be an enticement for Cancún Cruz not to flee climatological crises in the future. (*actual texas place names.)
How could yearning-to-be-free Texans resist?
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