Fox is good for a laugh, except for Stossel and Cavuto, each of whom has enough connection to reality to be interesting even to those of us with enough going on to dismiss about half of their content as emotional drivel. My fave on Fox is Seen O'Hannity, the Bush League's lantern-jawed bottom. Those shows people talk about, Stewart and the guy who apes O'rally, they can't hold a candle to O'hannity in the belly laugh division.
MSNBC is just pathetic. Windy Mathews is a simple old queen. Him and Gingrich have voices that would benefit from a chop to the throat. Some of those younger ones remind me of the Poindexter set at college; people whose whole world is based on what should be and not what is. Channels like msnbc help one to understand what happened to carnivals.
CNN? Wow. The bigger they were, the harder they fell. Who in the **** is Wolf Blitzer? He looks like the guy who panhandles in the little town a few miles up the road, only Blitzer doesn't sound as smart as that guy. Erin Burnett? Looks like an interesting weekend, but an hour of news a quarter inch deep? Uh, no, but thanks.
And it gets worse. Who here thought that 70s hair was the bottom of the barrel? Every one of you knows this has a lot further to fall.