So why are you pretending a joke by Comey was a lie?
Will you admit it was a joke, or will you consign your soul to an even deeper pit in Hell by doubling down on your big lie?
This is reason #33 why it's so good to be a liberal. We're not commanded by TheParty to lie, so we won't end up in Hell.
Just remember, forgiveness requires actual contrition, which means apologizing to those you've wronged. Simply mumbling some magic words about how you've accepted Jesus won't get you out of Hell. You have to show you mean it.