For those not sure if they're lefty, right, innie or outtie

[Gracie]

How to Tell Whether You're Right Wing or Left Wing - wikiHow

Um. What if one falls between the two? Then what are they?
Oh. I know. ?

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

A rather harsh indictment don't you think? Why do I have to be either?

I'm in the middle but north - Libertarian.

Leftists may describe themselves as: progressives, communists, socialists, or liberals

You cannot be serious???