For those in Michigan please remember...

[my2¢]

... that the governor's restriction is still in effect.

Governor Whitmer Orders Citizens To Barbecue Indoors

LANSING, MI—Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has ordered all citizens to barbecue indoors this Memorial Day.

babylonbee.com

 

[miketx]

 

[Muhammed]

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Are you allowed to feed the animals? Or do they bite?

 

[Dick Foster]

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Are you allowed to feed the animals? Or do they bite?

You can feed them all the arsenic and strychnine you can carry. Just don't leave any laying around. We wouldn't want any pets or rodents getting into it.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

 

[ReinyDays]

Make sure you disable your CO detector first ... or it will start alarming ... as your house fills with carbon monoxide ... and kills everyone inside ...

Not to worry ... nobody in Michigan is listening to their governor ... just downstream from the earthen dams is about the safest place to BBQ there ...

If you drink straight out of the Flint River ... try not to backwash ... the upstreamers don't want your spit mixing with their pee ... it's a midwestern thing ...

 

[miketx]

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Are you allowed to feed the animals? Or do they bite?

I think they routed all the animals out, and the mayor ran a "catch and release" game. The animals loved it.

 

[Muhammed]

Make sure you disable your CO detector first ... or it will start alarming ... as your house fills with carbon monoxide ... and kills everyone inside ...

Not to worry ... nobody in Michigan is listening to their governor ... just downstream from the earthen dams is about the safest place to BBQ there ...

If you drink straight out of the Flint River ... try not to backwash ... the upstreamers don't want your spit mixing with their pee ... it's a midwestern thing ...

If you do that the mixture of leadbutt, urine, spit and shit could create a Moore.

A Moore is like a nearsighted retarded Jabba the Hut with glasses.