For All The Women Members We Love So Much

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Answer to your prayers?

Unlock the hidden pleasures in your mobile phone with the Purring Kitty!

Instantly turn your cell phone into a discreet vibrating personal 'masseur' - turn your phone's vibrations on at will!

To get Kitty for your phone:

http://www.vibelet.com/

 

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why not just buy a dildo? I mean...it's not like shoving a cell phone 'within' oneself is going to be ANY less conspicuous than carrying a pocket-toy-rocket in one's purse.

 

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why not just buy a dildo? I mean...it's not like shoving a cell phone 'within' oneself is going to be ANY less conspicuous than carrying a pocket-toy-rocket in one's purse.

Ahhh Darin. We can always count on you to be the voice of reason.

 

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Ahhh Darin. We can always count on you to be the voice of reason.

That's just about all I'm good for...

 

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Women - if you use this..be careful this doesn't happen to you:

Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT

Passion Pants: wear with care

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why.

 

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I borrowed my wife's pair today..not all together uncomfortable

 

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I borrowed my wife's pair today..not all together uncomfortable

I knew there was something different about you today.

You just seem more...more.....I don't know....giddy?