Lucy Hamilton
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- Oct 30, 2015
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We will be the secret police........and feed you BS ...........and keep the poached eggs for ourselves......Food things that are going to be airdropped into Gitmo when I am World Dictator Part 1:
Okay you ALL should KNOW that carrots and milk milk are literally getting airdropped on Day 1 - NOT CHOCOLATE milk of course, in fact one of my FIRST World Dictator Executive Orders will be FREE CHOCOLATE MILK for EVERYONE and if Vegans don't LIKE this I will have them COLLECTIVELY locked into Room 101
Okay so the next thing on Day 1 of my Regime to be airdropped into Gitmo is this:
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^^^^ The POACHED egg! I mean WTF is even going ON with peoples who LIKE this? You can have boiled egg, scrambled egg, Devil egg, fried egg and so WHY would you WANT something as SLOPPY as Poached egg? Well on Day ONE of my Regime it's getting airdropped into Gitmo and so you should begin preparing ALREADY to cook an ALTERNATIVE to it because there are going to be NO EXCEPTIONS to this MOST HARDCORE RULE of mine, the Poached egg is literally up there with the Satanic carrots and milk milk![]()
You're doing wrong to poached eggs.. Because you dont understand their role in the circle of life.. Wasn't EVER meant to touch a plate by itself.. The need to poach is because of putting it on top of corned beef hash, pancakes, toast, even grits or oatmeal.. It's wonderful.....
Probably dont even HAVE corned beef hash in the Olde World.. C'est dommage. est trop triste
Going by the responses so far I can see that I might have to activate on Day 1 my Secret Police Section 46B-2C/3C this will be the Department Section to specifically deal with Dangerous Subversives Who Want To Protect Poached Eggs![]()
Someone pass the Corned beef hash and some pepper please.......toast? yes poached on toast is good.
HIRE ME..........LMAO
You better be careful as I have a team of AI all working on programming approx 500 MILLIONS Robot Soldiers ALL designed to follow commands like for eg:
"Activate En Masse Dragnet For Carrot Subversives" "Round Up Poached Egg Subversives"
They breed faster if you anger them.
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^^^^ They are in the control of Satan HIMSELF, only Satan HIMSELF would allow that
