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The body of a man who had been retrieving Frisbees from a Florida public park’s lake that serves as habitat for alligators was found with its arm torn off on Tuesday, the authorities said. It was the state’s first fatal alligator attack since 2019.

The episode occurred at a 53-acre lake in John S. Taylor Park of Largo, Fla., a spokesman for the Largo Police Department said. The department said “a gator is believed to be involved in the death,” though the medical examiner had yet to determine the cause of death.

The victim was identified Wednesday as Sean Thomas McGuinness, 47. Police believed McGuinness had entered the lake during nighttime hours, as his body did not appear to have been in the lake for a long period when a person walking their dog discovered it along the shoreline at about 8 a.m. Tuesday.
McGuinness was a “transient” person who made a living by selling the Frisbees to people who played disc golf at a course that runs parallel to the lake, and “he died as a result of an alligator attack,” Paul Cozzie, director of Parks and Conservation Resources in Pinellas County, said in a telephone interview.


“It appears that he went in before the park opened — unfortunately not a good time to be in any lake, but especially during alligator mating season,” Mr. Cozzie said, calling that decision “a mistake that appears to have cost him his life.”

Wildlife officials had captured and euthanized two alligators on Tuesday night, measuring 8 and 10 feet, according to an agency spokeswoman. Necropsies revealed “no evidence of their involvement with the deceased,” the spokeswoman said, and officials continued to monitor for other alligators in the area.

It is more common for alligators to attack pets than it is for them to attack people, Mr. Cozzie said. According to wildlife commission data, over the last 10 years there was an annual average of eight“major” incidents of alligators biting people in Florida, leading to four deaths total.

The remains of a 47-year-old woman who had been walking her dogs were discovered inside an alligator in 2018, and an alligator snatched a 2-year-old boy at a Disney resort in 2016.

A population of around 1.3 million alligators may be found in “practically all fresh and brackish water bodies” in the state, the wildlife commission says. The group says that alligators are “naturally afraid of humans” but that feeding alligators, which is illegal, causes them to dangerously associate people with food.


 
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You sick fuck. You're so lucky that you have the anonymity of the internet to protect your tiny impotent self.
 
So many Florida Man stories, so little time...


The body of a man who had been retrieving Frisbees from a Florida public park’s lake that serves as habitat for alligators was found with its arm torn off on Tuesday, the authorities said. It was the state’s first fatal alligator attack since 2019.

The episode occurred at a 53-acre lake in John S. Taylor Park of Largo, Fla., a spokesman for the Largo Police Department said. The department said “a gator is believed to be involved in the death,” though the medical examiner had yet to determine the cause of death.

The victim was identified Wednesday as Sean Thomas McGuinness, 47. Police believed McGuinness had entered the lake during nighttime hours, as his body did not appear to have been in the lake for a long period when a person walking their dog discovered it along the shoreline at about 8 a.m. Tuesday.
McGuinness was a “transient” person who made a living by selling the Frisbees to people who played disc golf at a course that runs parallel to the lake, and “he died as a result of an alligator attack,” Paul Cozzie, director of Parks and Conservation Resources in Pinellas County, said in a telephone interview.


“It appears that he went in before the park opened — unfortunately not a good time to be in any lake, but especially during alligator mating season,” Mr. Cozzie said, calling that decision “a mistake that appears to have cost him his life.”

Wildlife officials had captured and euthanized two alligators on Tuesday night, measuring 8 and 10 feet, according to an agency spokeswoman. Necropsies revealed “no evidence of their involvement with the deceased,” the spokeswoman said, and officials continued to monitor for other alligators in the area.

It is more common for alligators to attack pets than it is for them to attack people, Mr. Cozzie said. According to wildlife commission data, over the last 10 years there was an annual average of eight“major” incidents of alligators biting people in Florida, leading to four deaths total.

The remains of a 47-year-old woman who had been walking her dogs were discovered inside an alligator in 2018, and an alligator snatched a 2-year-old boy at a Disney resort in 2016.

A population of around 1.3 million alligators may be found in “practically all fresh and brackish water bodies” in the state, the wildlife commission says. The group says that alligators are “naturally afraid of humans” but that feeding alligators, which is illegal, causes them to dangerously associate people with food.


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At least he was going for something that would make him a buck.
Unlike this dumbass....

He was a transplant from I believe Missouri. He was warned repeatedly not to swim there because there was an 11 foot alligator that hung out under the dock.
He said "Fuck that Gator" and jumped in.
 
This happened about 30 minutes from me.

Natural selection.

The guy was warned repeatedly that he should not go in the lake because of alligators.

Sucks, but DERP.
 

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