Florida Bans Men From Becoming Nurses

[Hurricanelover]

Florida Bans Men From Becoming Nurses​

TALLAHASSEE, FL—In a sweeping effort to curtail what he called “woke gender ideology,” Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a new bill into law Wednesday banning men from becoming nurses.

“Imagine how disturbed a child would be at the doctor’s office if a nurse stepped into the room to take their temperature and it was a man—how would a parent even begin to explain that?” said DeSantis, who slammed the practice of letting men work in the field of nursing as “biologically unnatural” and “pure lunacy, plain and simple.”

“That kind of nonsense might fly in liberal California, but not here. Any man who would put on nursing scrubs is either severely mentally ill or some kind of predator. Men are doctors, and women are nurses. It’s simple biology. Now physician assistants, we’re putting a pause on that one until we figure it out.”

At press time, Tennessee had reportedly followed suit by passing a new law completely banning women from the workforce.

Florida Bans Men From Becoming Nurses

Sadly, I am afraid that this will probably become reality in the next year or so.

 

[jbrownson0831]

Florida Bans Men From Becoming Nurses​

Sadly, I am afraid that this will probably become reality in the next year or so.

Yes you Dimmers certainly are sad and afraid.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Florida Bans Men From Becoming Nurses​

Sadly, I am afraid that this will probably become reality in the next year or so.

Ok. Funny..and, it could be. But given the healthcare worker shortage and no end in sight..it probably won't.

 

[debbiedowner]

Florida Bans Men From Becoming Nurses​

Sadly, I am afraid that this will probably become reality in the next year or so.

The onion is no where near a reliable news source.

 

[marvin martian]

Florida Bans Men From Becoming Nurses​

Sadly, I am afraid that this will probably become reality in the next year or so.

Another dumb leftist duped by The Onion.

LOL

 

[johngaltshrugged]

Good one.
Did you hear the one about the political party that can't figure out what bathroom to use?

 

[Oddball]

The first rule of "satire" is that it's supposed to be funny....The second rule is that it needs to be remotely plausible.

This shit is neither.

 

[marvin martian]

Good one.
Did you hear the one about the political party that can't figure out what bathroom to use?

Yup, it's the same one that believes men get pregnant and vaccinated people don't get covid.

Hilarious!

 

[Oddball]

The onion is no where near a reliable news source.

 

[surada]

Florida Bans Men From Becoming Nurses​

Sadly, I am afraid that this will probably become reality in the next year or so.

Damn. Desantis is a moron. Lots of male nurses were in the Vietnam war.

 

[marvin martian]

Damn. Desantis is a moron. Lots of male nurses were in the Vietnam war.

You should go protest this disgraceful decision! Publicly, please.

 

[Ralph Norton]

Damn. Desantis is a moron. Lots of male nurses were in the Vietnam war.

The article was from The Onion - you are in no position to call ANYONE a "moron".

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

I actually thought the line about the state of TN banning women from the workforce was funnier.
Because I could see that happening.

 

[surada]

You should go protest this disgraceful decision! Publicly, please.

I don't live in Florida. What a stupid law.

 

[Ralph Norton]

Florida Bans Men From Becoming Nurses​

Sadly, I am afraid that this will probably become reality in the next year or so.

Of course you do.

 

[marvin martian]

I don't live in Florida. What a stupid law.

Yup, it's terrible! At least write a letter to Desantis and post it here for us to read. Please?

 

[Oddball]

Damn. Desantis is a moron. Lots of male nurses were in the Vietnam war.

We're in the "political satire" forum, you fucking box of rocks.

 

[debbiedowner]

I don't live in Florida. What a stupid law.

There isn't such law.

 

[Oddball]

I don't live in Florida. What a stupid law.