Five things that white people like doing that will always make me laugh lol

[HereWeGoAgain]

for the longest it was 710. I dont even look at it no more

Sounds like you dont have a reason to question anyone about their finances.

 

[Unkotare]

Walking alone in the cemetery

Jogging or riding a bike in the rain

Eating outside in cold weather

Ordering Amazon packages and not tracking them and letting them sit in the lobby for days to get stolen

Texting and walking the dog at the same time

Are you claiming that no one but "white people" do any/all of those things?

 

[Unkotare]

I've only done one of those with my cracker ass.

You can text and walk a dog with your ass? I guess it's true, America's Got Talent.

 

[fbj]

How you know they walking around in the cemetery? one of your hang out spots? that seems kinda funny to me ..... anyway, they're probably there to pay respects to someone, or be close to someone they lost.
not exactly a group function unless theres a funeral.

I rode past today and saw a white girl walking in the cemetery with headphones

 

[fbj]

Are you claiming that no one but "white people" do any/all of those things?

I never seen black people in the cemetary

 

[Unkotare]

I never seen black people in the cemetary

Wait a minute, are you saying black people are immortal? That's incredible!

 

[fbj]

Wait a minute, are you saying black people are immortal? That's incredible!

They could be but I havent seen them yet. I saw white people having some kind of event in the cemetary last summer. Some type of fair

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I never seen black people in the cemetary

Maybe because they get buried at the state prison?

 

[SweetSue92]

Walking alone in the cemetery

Jogging or riding a bike in the rain

Eating outside in cold weather

Ordering Amazon packages and not tracking them and letting them sit in the lobby for days to get stolen

Texting and walking the dog at the same time

1. Maybe they're paying respects and not "walking"
2. I see this, but don't do it. Hard pass.
3. VERY hard pass. I hate being cold.
4. No packages sit around here
5. Don't have a dog

So I guess not all white people huh?

Also what if I started a post that said "Things black people like doing that will always make me laugh". Oh the RACISM....the internet would melt down

 

[themirrorthief]

1. Maybe they're paying respects and not "walking"
2. I see this, but don't do it. Hard pass.
3. VERY hard pass. I hate being cold.
4. No packages sit around here
5. Don't have a dog

So I guess not all white people huh?

Also what if I started a post that said "Things black people like doing that will always make me laugh". Oh the RACISM....the internet would melt down

Im a vampire so I spend a lot of time sleeping at the cemetery, you meet a nice quiet group of people there
and of course they all vote for the democrat of their choice apparently

 

[fbj]

1. Maybe they're paying respects and not "walking"
2. I see this, but don't do it. Hard pass.
3. VERY hard pass. I hate being cold.
4. No packages sit around here
5. Don't have a dog

So I guess not all white people huh?

Also what if I started a post that said "Things black people like doing that will always make me laugh". Oh the RACISM....the internet would melt down

They had on headphones so they were working out in the cemetary

 

[SweetSue92]

They had on headphones so they were working out in the cemetary

Yeah, that's weird.

If it were 30 or so years ago, before we all lost our minds and our sense of humor, I would ask why black people love to eat mac and cheese at every major holiday. I mean, there's ham and turkey, and stuffing and potatoes, how are you gonna mix that up with mac and cheese?

But I didn't really ask that now because it's RACIST

 

[mudwhistle]

The first 3, I've done, and didn't mind doing, as well as sometimes enjoyed.

As far as ordering Amazon? I check the tracking on a daily basis from the time I get a "your item has shipped" notification until the day it arrives. Not only do I think it's kinda cool that I can keep tabs on my shipment, but I also don't want porch pirates stealing my stuff.

As far as texting and walking a dog? I don't text unless I have a place where I can stop and be out of the way. I've watched too many funny videos of people walking into things, falling into water, etc. while texting, so I don't do it myself so as to avoid going viral.

I almost never text.
I play Clash Royale or Golf games, sometime chess.
I don't walk and do games at the same time.

 

[frigidweirdo]

More things white people like to do...

- Bettering ourselves (and our earnings) thru education.

- Living in peace with our neighbors.

- Building something better than a tee pee or a mud hut to live in.

- Put our poop someplace where it wont spread disease.

All white people? Not a chance. Plenty of lazy stupid white people as well as lazy stupid people of other races.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I've seen this list somewhere else.
So how did fbj come across it?

 

[ABikerSailor]

Yeah, that's weird.

If it were 30 or so years ago, before we all lost our minds and our sense of humor, I would ask why black people love to eat mac and cheese at every major holiday. I mean, there's ham and turkey, and stuffing and potatoes, how are you gonna mix that up with mac and cheese?

But I didn't really ask that now because it's RACIST

Hey.................it's not just black people who love to eat mac and cheese on the holidays. My fiancee's family is very much Southern and white and there's mac and cheese at EVERY holiday dinner. Matter of fact, my future mother in law is famous for her "cheese pie" that is basically mac and cheese with a HUGE amount of cheese, and it's pretty damn good. Matter of fact, it's become one of my favorites when she makes it.

And.................a lot of times when I go to a potluck, there's ALWAYS mac and cheese (sometimes several offerings by various people) on the table. I think it's more of a Southern thing than a black or white thing.

 

[norwegen]

You should try eating ice cream outside in the cold. It stays firm for an amazingly long time.

I rode my bike in the rain once, which was kind of fun in a surreal sort of way, until I went downhill and had no brakes and . . . well, never mind.

 

[Unkotare]

Hey.................it's not just black people who love to eat mac and cheese on the holidays. My fiancee's family is very much Southern and white and there's mac and cheese at EVERY holiday dinner. Matter of fact, my future mother in law is famous for her "cheese pie" that is basically mac and cheese with a HUGE amount of cheese, and it's pretty damn good. Matter of fact, it's become one of my favorites when she makes it.

And.................a lot of times when I go to a potluck, there's ALWAYS mac and cheese (sometimes several offerings by various people) on the table. I think it's more of a Southern thing than a black or white thing.

I'm as New Englander as it gets, and we eat mac n cheese all the damn time!

 

[AMart]

 

[JOSweetHeart]

Walking alone in the cemetery

Jogging or riding a bike in the rain

Eating outside in cold weather

Ordering Amazon packages and not tracking them and letting them sit in the lobby for days to get stolen

Texting and walking the dog at the same time

I have absolutely zero memory of ever eating outside in the cold before.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. As for the Amazon company, I am getting sick of having to change my password at their website because someone keeps hacking into my account!!! If closing it up completely can be done, I am getting so close to doing just that.