Fire the White House grounds staff and hire the team of illegals from Lago Mar
Rename the Immigration and Naturalization Service as Get the Fuck Out Mexicans and Towelheads.
Build three golf courses and an exclusive hotel at Camp David.
Charge for White House Tours.
Begin selling official White House Bubbly and caviar.
Offer courses in public speaking in the Executive Office Building that would be taught by speechwriters formerly employed by Ghouliani and Chris Crispie.
Permanently ban White House pets.
Replace Michelle’s vegetable garden with a sand trap.
Rename the National Observatory as NASA, and fire all the scientists.
Repaint Air Force One with "TRUMP" in very big letters.
Rename the Immigration and Naturalization Service as Get the Fuck Out Mexicans and Towelheads.
Build three golf courses and an exclusive hotel at Camp David.
Charge for White House Tours.
Begin selling official White House Bubbly and caviar.
Offer courses in public speaking in the Executive Office Building that would be taught by speechwriters formerly employed by Ghouliani and Chris Crispie.
Permanently ban White House pets.
Replace Michelle’s vegetable garden with a sand trap.
Rename the National Observatory as NASA, and fire all the scientists.
Repaint Air Force One with "TRUMP" in very big letters.
