Fine dining table setting etiquette

[Sunni Man]

 

[Anomalism]

I have never in my life met somebody that cares about proper table etiquette and also isn't a complete douche nozzle.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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Slight error here.

The correct place is out the door. Along with anyone so rude as to bring their phone to my table.

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[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I have never in my life met somebody that cares about proper table etiquette and also isn't a complete douche nozzle.

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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[progressive hunter]

I have never in my life met somebody that cares about proper table etiquette and also isn't a complete douche nozzle.

do you put your dogs food bowl on the table and let them eat with you??

thats table etiquette that you find proper,,

 

[Sunni Man]

So many unrefined barbarians on this thread. ..

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

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At a dinner event, the phone should be placed here..

 

[rightwinger]

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Where does the bottle opener for your Beer go?
There also should be a charger port for that phone

 

[Zincwarrior]

do you put your dogs food bowl on the table and let them eat with you??

thats table etiquette that you find proper,,

I once had a weiner dog steal a hole bag of barbeque sandwiches from off the table.

 

[Anomalism]

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Nah. I am aware of the attempt at irony.

 

[progressive hunter]

I once had a weiner dog steal a hole bag of barbeque sandwiches from off the table.

well arent you just special,,

 

[Zincwarrior]

well arent you just special,,

I am truly blessed. He was the one in the avatar.

 

[Borillar]

Be sure to belch loudly so the host knows that you appreciate the food. Use your fork to eat the peas, not your knife or hands. Have to avoid those little faux pas.

 

[yidnar]

So many unrefined barbarians on this thread. ..

 

[Anomalism]

do you put your dogs food bowl on the table and let them eat with you??

thats table etiquette that you find proper,,

Animals belong outside. Dog in the house is a no go for me.

 

[progressive hunter]

Animals belong outside. Dog in the house is a no go for me.

Animals belong outside. Dog in the house is a no go for me.

that is your proper house etiquette

 

[Zincwarrior]

Animals belong outside. Dog in the house is a no go for me.

The Princess Poodie says you are banned.

 

[d0gbreath]

As long as the fork is placed on the left, and the eater uses it in their left hand (without the gorilla grip), I don't feel the need to leave.

 

[TNHarley]

So many dishes to wash...