Zone1 Fake or real ?

[beagle9]

No oligarchs there eh? Where were AOC and Bernie?

Bezo's must have told them that the stage was only limited for one oligarch, and that was him.

 

[toobfreak]

Weren't no "encase of emergency pull this cord right here" eh ?

It does not appear so. In fact, it does not appear there was even so much as a control panel, radio or anything inside for manual control of anything. Further, there is only a mono rocket motor, so if that single engine failed on the ascent, they were shit outta luck.

It looks like the Blue Origin was made just for launching dogs, chimps and fat-assed useless Hollywood types with fat wallets into the upper atmosphere like a big bottle rocket joy ride for the sole purpose of making Bezos additional money.

 

[beagle9]

Their dildos at home couldn't have gotten them off in 11 minutes.

If that's the case, then live men wouldn't have made much of an impact........ 11 minute's is a very, very long time ain't it ???... rotflmbo

 

[Concerned American]

It does not appear so. In fact, it does not appear there was even so much as a control panel, radio or anything inside for manual control of anything. Further, there is only a mono rocket motor, so if that single engine failed on the ascent, they were shit outta luck.

It looks like the Blue Origin was made just for launching dogs, chimps and fat-assed useless Hollywood types with fat wallets into the upper atmosphere like a big bottle rocket joy ride for the sole purpose of making Bezos additional money.

Bbbbbut, Bbbbbut, Bbbbbut, it was the first all woman crew.

 

[toobfreak]

If that's the case, then live men wouldn't have made much of an impact........ 11 minute's is a very, very long time ain't it ???... rotflmbo

Keep in mind that of that 11 minutes, the first four were in the ascent under g force, so they likely were still strapped into their seats. Three of the last four were on the descent under heavy gs, so again, strapped into their seats.

All that leaves is about three minutes during apogee once they had reached nominal altitude and were detached, and maybe the first minute during their free-fall back to Earth to get out of their seats, float around, and goof off.

They did not even carry a helmet with independent oxygen supply in case of a loss of atmosphere. What will Bezos say or do if some gets badly hurt or dies in one of his bottle rockets to space?

 

[GLASNOST]

Weren't no "encase of emergency pull this cord right here" eh ?

There was one but it was rendered inoperative when they had a pillow fight and damaged the cord before the rocket took off. Women in close proximity are unable to resist a good pillow fight. It's common knowledge.

 

[GLASNOST]

Keep in mind that of that 11 minutes, the first four were in the ascent under g force, so they likely were still strapped into their seats. ?

The g-spot did you say?

 

[beagle9]

The g-spot did you say?

Is that the spot once hit where they go weightless ??

 

[Muhammed]

Bezos is pissed. It was supposed to explode.

 

[hjmick]

Bbbbbut, Bbbbbut, Bbbbbut, it was the first all woman crew.

No, they were the first load of all woman passengers. Calling them anything else is a joke. They did nothing, just like every other group who went up in what is nothing more than Bezos' million dollar carnival ride.

 

[beagle9]

Bezos is pissed. It was supposed to explode.

Terrible..

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Did you refer to the men who kissed the ground when they landed as "uncultured and pampered"?

There is a world of difference to the reaction to all of the "rich, pampered men" who went into space on Bezo's first couple of rocket flights, and the way people are talking about these women.

Everyone thought it "cool" that William Shatner - a rich pampered actor, went into space. Why scorn and derision for these women????

The women paid for their flights out of their own pockets. Is that what pisses you off?

If it helps any, I have started up a go fund me campaign to send you into space.

 

[ranfunck]

Does this look real or is it real ?
1. That capsule looked like a kids blow up toy when it landed back on earth.

2. Then when the door was opened, did that door in the way that it was opened, look like something that could withstand the pressures that would be applied to that capsule as it rose into the atmosphere ?

3. Was this some sort of liberal attempt to gain back their humanity after the bull crap they have supported and who they have supported ?

4. So how is it that we have NASA, Space X, and now this Blue Origin stuff going on in this country, but Americans everyday are being inundated with save the planet, climate change, fossil fuel is going to kill us, cow farts are bad, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hollywood hypocrisy at it again maybe ?...

Good googly moogly, I'm a party pooper I guess... Bah humbug...

Real fake

 

[braalian]

You people never miss an opportunity to concoct a conspiracy theory….

 

[Dragonlady]

You people never miss an opportunity to concoct a conspiracy theory….

Or to denigrate and insult women.

 

[ThisIsMe]

Does this look real or is it real ?
1. That capsule looked like a kids blow up toy when it landed back on earth.

2. Then when the door was opened, did that door in the way that it was opened, look like something that could withstand the pressures that would be applied to that capsule as it rose into the atmosphere ?

3. Was this some sort of liberal attempt to gain back their humanity after the bull crap they have supported and who they have supported ?

4. So how is it that we have NASA, Space X, and now this Blue Origin stuff going on in this country, but Americans everyday are being inundated with save the planet, climate change, fossil fuel is going to kill us, cow farts are bad, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hollywood hypocrisy at it again maybe ?...

Good googly moogly, I'm a party pooper I guess... Bah humbug...

I don't know but I've heard that 11 minute flight put out as much carbon a 500 airline flights...or something similar.

MSN

But then, they are lefty celebrities so it's all ok!

 

[GLASNOST]

You people never miss an opportunity to concoct a conspiracy theory….

Or to denigrate and insult women.

Oh yes, I'm sure calling out the fake "We're astronauts" crap is going to set women back 200 years in time. Or maybe it's these women who claim"We did science" hoax is accomplishing it with no help from anyone. Let's see now:

1). Women can't drive cars. - Not true.

2). Women can't parallel park - That's a fact.

3). Women love drama - A proven fact.

4). Women are on the telephone 24/7 taking about nothing - A fact.

5). Women are compulsive liars - Not true.

6). Women blame all of their faults and mistakes on men - A fact.

7). Women fake all of their orgasms - Not true.

8). Women think that by strapping themselves into a safety belt for three minutes makes them astronauts - YEP.


So..... who is denigrated women? Women themselves. You are embarrassing real women.

 

[Stryder50]

If a couple minutes in zero g makes these gals astronauts; then I'm a bonafide gynecologist...

Can get that 'zero g' effect via the "vomit comet", such as used for the pictures above.

 

[Stryder50]

100% FAKE

Full Report -- see link below plus opening few words with just the first blunder explained . Several others follow in the full article

The Fake Blue Origin. ​

-----Anyway, the reason we all knew it was fake without a second look is that it includes the booster rocket returning to Earth and landing backwards. Every real scientist or person with any knowledge of physics knows that is impossible. Rockets were never engineered to fly backwards, and nothing has changed in the past 40 years in that regard.
What changed is that they developed CGI in the meantime, so it is now fabulously easy to fake things like that.
But there are further problems, since CGI, though good, is still in its early stages. So it is easy to spot if you know what to look for. The first thing to look for, of course, is objects breaking the laws of physics or the laws of current tech (or the laws of perspective).
we see objects doing impossible things, we know they are fake without further argument.
That is what is happening here. In fact, it is a perfect test for those scientists you may know. If you have any scientists in the family or in the office, ask them what they think of these rockets landing backwards.
If they try to tell you it is no problem, you have them pegged. You know they are either agents of some sort or are being paid to sell this fake for some other reason. There is no third possibility. Well, I guess there is one third possibility: they are very dim and you should never listen to them again on anything important. ------

Rockets are designed to 'defy' gravity. Either in leaving a surface to go further out where gravity diminishes, or to reduce the effects when they are coming down, slowing their rate of landing/impact.
Ever hear of retro-rockets ?
Rocket motor was used to land the Lunar Modules on the Moon back when we had a space program that took men to the Moon.

 

[Stryder50]

At the very least, there should have been one person aboard the flight with actual knowledge of what to do if anything went wrong.

Not much anyone could do in that situation other than ride it out and hope for the best.
The vehicle has no controls for use by occupants.