spillmind said:
spare me your tired platitudes. everyone in america is sick of you people and the chimp.
here's a little reality check for you:
-President Bush said Tuesday he will oversee an investigation into what went wrong and why — in part to be sure the country could withstand more storms or attack.
THIS WILL ALLOW HIM AND HIS SUPPORTERS TO SAY AN INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. WITH CONTROL OF THIS INVESTIGATION A REAL ONE BLAMING BUSH AND LACK OF LEADERSHIP WILL NEVER COME OUT BECAUSE REPUBLICANS WILL NOT VOTE TO HOLD A REAL UNBIASED INVESTIGATION.
-Bush also announced he is sending Vice President Dick Cheney to the Gulf Coast region on Thursday to help determine whether the government is doing all that it can.
OF COURSE DICK CHENEY WILL MAKE SURE THAT THE LOCALS CAN NOT HELP WITH THE REBUILDING BECAUSE HE WILL MAKE SURE HALLIBUTON GETS ALL NO BID CONTRACTS FOR RECONSTRUCTION INFLATED IN PRICE AND PAID FOR BY ALL AMERICANS.
-"What I intend to do is lead an investigation to find out what went right and what went wrong," Bush said. "We still live in an unsettled world. We want to make sure we can respond properly if there is a WMD (weapons of mass destruction) attack or another major storm."
BUSH MIGHT WANT TO BUT HE NEVER HAS BEEN ABLE TO PROTECT AMERICA. HE LACKS LEADERSHIP ABILITY. IF WE ARE ATTACKED IN THE FUTURE SAME OLD THING WILL HAPPEN MAYBE EVEN WORSE RESPONSE. UNLESS IT HAPPENS IN FLORIDA OR OHIO THE REST OF US WILL BE SCREWED FOR AT LEAST A WEEK OR SO BEFORE RESPONSE.
-But Bush said now is not the time to point fingers and he did not respond to calls for a commission to investigate the response.
BUSH SUPPORTED BY THE VAST MAJORITY OF REPUBLICANS AND NONE OF THE DEMS WILL NEVER EVER ALLOW FINGERS TO BE POINTED AT HIM. BUSH THINKS HE NEVER MADE OR MAKES MISTAKES. HE MIGHT HAVE THE HEAD OF FEMA RESIGN AND THEN GIVE HIM THE MEDAL OF FREEDOM FOR HIS GREAT SERVICE TO THE COUNTRY.
-Bush was devoting most of his day to the recovery effort. After the Cabinet meeting, he was gathering with the congressional leaders, representatives of charitable organizations and with Education Secretary Margaret Spellings to talk about assistance for displaced students and closed schools.
BUSH WILL TALK AND TALK COME UP WITH A PLAN WHICH WHEN PUT TO TASK WE WILL FIND OUT IT SHOULD BE CALLED (ALL BLACK CHILDREN SHOULD BE LEFT BEHIND)
-There has been heavy criticism of the government's response to the hurricane, and city and state officials, Republicans and Democrats have assailed the Federal Emergency Management Agency led by Michael Brown. Bush, during an inspection tour of the devastated region last Friday, praised Brown, telling him, "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
DOING A HECK OF A JOB SHOWS MOST REPUBLICANS FEEL NO ONE SHOULD BE BLAMED EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SPEAK OUT (DEMS AND PEOPLE OF HEART) ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE THE SLOW RESPONSE WAS. THEY WILL EXPECT EVERYONE TO FORGET HOW TERRIBLE THE SLOW RESPONSE WAS AND JUST FOCUS ON WHAT RESPONSE WAS AFTER BUSH WAS SHAMED INTO DOING SOMETHING. THE PEOPLE WHO RESPONDED THE FIRST DAY OR TODAY ARE DOING A GREAT JOB BUT MOST WERE DELAYED BY FEMA OR NOT HELPED UNTIL ALMOST A WEEK PASSED.
WE DO NOT THINK THE HEAD THE FEMA DID A GREAT JOB HE SHOULD BE TARRED AND FEATHERED AND THROWN OUT OF OFFICE.
BOTTOM LINE GEORGE BUSH IS NOT A LEADER WILL NOT PROTECT US AND WILL JUST KEEP KILLING AMERICANS AT HOME AND IN OTHER COUNTRIES.
A REAL INVESTIGATION WITH REPUBLICAN AND DEMS SUPPORTING FINDING OUT THE TRUTH WILL LEAD TO GEORGE BUSH AND COMPANY FINDING IMPEACHMENT IN THEIR FUTURES. SAD FACT IS MOST REPUBLICANS WILL STILL SUPPORT THE PARTY . BUSH AND HIS REPUBLICANS WILL CONTINUE TO DRAG AMERICA DOWN. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF SUPPORTING THE RICH AND CORPORATIONS VIA TAX BREAKS AND OTHER REWARDS.
TIME FOR A TRUE INVESTIGATION AND TO FIND NEW LEADERSHIP..
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