Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge

[Weatherman2020]

"If the government says so, it's probably a good idea. Besides, what can we do? It's the government. They definitely have the best people working on it."

Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge

U.S.—After state governments across the country directed their citizens to shut down their businesses and just kinda hope things worked out, a new order has been issued: everyone is to jump off a bridge immediately.

babylonbee.com

 

[my2¢]

In their taking precautions a great many of our citizens and corporate America were ahead of the politicians on this one.

 

[Weatherman2020]

In their taking precautions a great many of our citizens and corporate America were ahead of the politicians on this one.

Yeah, their unemployment status and gutted 401k’s prove it.

 

[Natural Citizen]

 

[buttercup]

I think I see some USMBers in that gif. Such good little trustful serfs.

 

[miketx]

"If the government says so, it's probably a good idea. Besides, what can we do? It's the government. They definitely have the best people working on it."

Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge

U.S.—After state governments across the country directed their citizens to shut down their businesses and just kinda hope things worked out, a new order has been issued: everyone is to jump off a bridge immediately.

babylonbee.com

Uhmmm, sigh, wheeze...shame on you. You know good and well the original order said to set your hair on fire first!!

 

[miketx]