Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

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"Intelligent Falling"... "Evangelical Physics".
No more far fetched than "ID" and other fertilizer regularly posted here by 7-Eleven Adventists and other literal 'believers'.

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "Theory of Gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

Burdett added: "Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."

Founded in 1987, the ECFR is the world's leading institution of evangelical physics, a branch of physics based on literal interpretation of the Bible.

According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how Angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise.

The ECFR, in conjunction with the Christian Coalition and other Christian conservative action groups, is calling for public-school curriculums to give equal time to the Intelligent Falling theory. They insist they are not asking that the theory of gravity be banned from schools, but only that students be offered both sides of the issue "so they can make an informed decision.".....​
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From the Onion.

They do get someone every once in a while.
 

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This guy s why the left is so easily manipulated. Even when exposed, they still double down on stupid. -- nutty luddite
 

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This guy s why the left is so easily manipulated. Even when exposed, they still double down on stupid. -- nutty luddite

WHOOOSH!!

Right over your head.

My post pointed out how "easily manipulated" fundies are.

You just proved that RWNJs are as well.
 
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WHOOOSH!!
Right over your head.
My post pointed out how "easily manipulated" fundies are.
You just proved that RWNJs are as well.
Fundies only have Circular reasoning: god/bible/good/bible/god.

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