Eric Trump in tears after Dad eats all his candy!

[DrLove]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Eric Trump burst into tears after his father ate all his Halloween candy, witnesses have confirmed.​

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The younger Trump had reportedly collected a large assortment of candies while trick-or-treating in a yellow Power Rangers costume.​

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The morning after he had left his plastic jack-o’-lantern pail unattended on Mar-a-Lago’s kitchen counter, Eric found, to his horror, nothing but a jumble of candy wrappers.​

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“It looked like a wild animal had broken in,” one witness said.​

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Donald Trump, Jr., said he had “no idea” why his brother was so upset about the incident. “Dad does this every year,” he added.​

Eric Trump in Tears After Dad Eats All His Candy

Donald Trump, Jr., had “no idea” why his brother was so upset about the incident. “Dad does this every year,” he added.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[miketx]

 

[the other mike]

Maybe Joe should smoke some of Hunter's crack
and he'll become a little more responsive at the press conferences.

 

[the other mike]

Hunter smoking crack, talking to Beau's widow who he was screwing.


I bet he has a thing for Kammy now.

 

[the other mike]

A red thumbs down on the satire board.
You kids are just too inventive DrLove

 

[Rambunctious]

We have lost a boat load of Trump hating libs on this board lately....I'm guessing they are embarrassed over the few that won't leave....like DrLove......

 

[marvin martian]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Eric Trump burst into tears after his father ate all his Halloween candy, witnesses have confirmed.​

​

The younger Trump had reportedly collected a large assortment of candies while trick-or-treating in a yellow Power Rangers costume.​

​

The morning after he had left his plastic jack-o’-lantern pail unattended on Mar-a-Lago’s kitchen counter, Eric found, to his horror, nothing but a jumble of candy wrappers.​

​

“It looked like a wild animal had broken in,” one witness said.​

​

Donald Trump, Jr., said he had “no idea” why his brother was so upset about the incident. “Dad does this every year,” he added.​

Eric Trump in Tears After Dad Eats All His Candy

Donald Trump, Jr., had “no idea” why his brother was so upset about the incident. “Dad does this every year,” he added.

www.newyorker.com

^^^Remember, DrLove is one of the "Let's go, Brandon" whiners. Keep it in mind, people...

 

[miketx]

They call him Dr. Love!

 

[the other mike]

We have lost a boat load of Trump hating libs on this board lately....I'm guessing they are embarrassed over the few that won't leave....like DrLove......

I supposedly threatened one the other day
putting me on the "USMB terrorist watchlist".

 

[the other mike]

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They call him Dr. Love!

I bet he has the "Big Black Muler" too.

 

[bodecea]

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fragile white male sensibilities

 

[bodecea]

Maybe Joe should smoke some of Hunter's crack
and he'll become a little more responsive at the press conferences.

Who?

 

[bodecea]

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They call him Dr. Love!

You're a little over the top there, Felicia.

 

[marvin martian]

fragile white male sensibilities

^^^Here's bodecea, who's offended by "Let's go Brandon" talking about fragility. LOL!

 

[miketx]

fragile white male sensibilities

You're a little over the top there, Felicia.

Shut up man.

 

[the other mike]

Who?

 

[miketx]

Who?

Look folks, there's a queer in here that thinks he's an owl!

 

[marvin martian]

Who?

Poor bodecea, he's in the "I didn't know the president had a son" denial phase of his grief.