Empty our prisons by executing or excluding all repeat felons.

[Modbert]

And that's why we love him.

But he can also be pretty serious sometimes well at least in that he actually has a point.

Exactly

Truth right here:

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Unlike OP's idea, this one is good:

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One of his best ten minutes ever, the topic being Religion:

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Another classic ten minutes on pride and Patriotism:

[youtube]lYpuOAqD0l0[/youtube]

You have no rights:

[youtube]hWiBt-pqp0E[/youtube]

Another classic ten minutes on Conservatives, Abortion, and Women:

[youtube]MrXvDXVhqfU[/youtube]

Now how can somebody watch all those and not say George Carlin is the best comedian ever?

 

[Father Time]

Despite George's insistence I doubt The U.S. government is entirely in the pockets of big business but I still think he's one of the funniest stand ups none the less.

Also for a balanced view here's a sample of Carlin blasting environmentalists
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and my personal favorite (well my favorite that I can find on youtube in one piece)
[youtube]cKZYKBoxxUs[/youtube]

 

[Epsilon Delta]

Sucks gettin' old, doesn't it, YWN666?

...

I am getting so OLD.

Are you joking, Editec? Carlin's a timeless classic! I'm only 20 and most people my age have at least heard of him (and most of my friends love him!) And just look at Robert here on the above post.

C'mon, Amanda. That Carlin sketch is hilarious! You gotta lighten up.

 

[roomy]

Editec is looking for a fight, he has jumped on everyone yet added nothing to a thread about executing or banishing criminals, infact he has excluded the first part of the title from the thread.

Did I mention that I think we should execute criminals that deserve it?

 

[Father Time]

Did I mention that I think we should execute criminals that deserve it?

I'm not so sure about the death penalty but I'll be damned if I miss an excuse to post this:
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[Care4all]

You give me way too much credit.

UTTER NONSENSE!

Who ever told you that you were not smart needs to be flogged!

you may be young and you may not have experienced as much as someone 20 years older than you, but by no means are you a below average intelligence.

 

[editec]

Editec is looking for a fight, he has jumped on everyone yet added nothing to a thread about executing or banishing criminals, infact he has excluded the first part of the title from the thread.

Did I mention that I think we should execute criminals that deserve it?

Strke two.

SWING batter batter SWING!

 

[editec]

Are you joking, Editec?

No I was merely misinformed, ED.

Carlin's a timeless classic!

Agreed. I took my son to see him at UMO a few years back. The man's a genius.

I'm only 20 and most people my age have at least heard of him (and most of my friends love him!) And just look at Robert here on the above post.

And the above information is where I was mistaken.

At 20, you are hardly getting old.

I was assuming (probably based on your writing skills and content) that you were much older than that.