elton john Calls Taiwan Media *RUDE - VILE PIGS*!

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Elton John Calls Taiwan Media 'Rude, Vile Pigs'



TAIPEI (Reuters) - British rock star Elton John (news), in Taipei for a concert, swore at reporters who swarmed around him at the airport Thursday and called them "rude, vile pigs."


Wearing a bright blue tracksuit and dark sunglasses, the star shouted expletives as he was mobbed by photographers and TV crew.


"Rude, vile pigs!" he shouted at the reporters at the Chiang Kai Shek airport after he arrived shortly after midnight.


"Do you know what that means? Rude, vile pigs. That's what all of you are."


One of the photographers shouted back: "Why don't you get out of Taiwan?"


John replied: "We'd love to get out of Taiwan if it's full of people like you. Pig! Pig!"


The star, who recently performed in Shanghai and Hong Kong, is scheduled to leave after his first performance in Taiwan on Thursday.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../20040923/en_nm/entertainment_taiwan_elton_dc

 

[NATO AIR]

heard a new elton john joke lately (sorry it revolves around sports and was originated among dispirited dolphins fans)

"elton john is interested in purchasing the miami dolphins. he heard they've got two tight ends and 24 guys that suck."

 

[007]

Here's just another example of a liberal. A fag dressed like a two bit pimp puking out the same filthy mouthed crap all his brethren does.

 

[007]

heard a new elton john joke lately (sorry it revolves around sports and was originated among dispirited dolphins fans)

"elton john is interested in purchasing the miami dolphins. he heard they've got two tight ends and 24 guys that suck."

I heard a mickey jackson joke awhile back that really made me laugh too. You may have heard it already. I'm sure it's made the rounds. I'll tell it anyway for those who may have not.

"Michael Jackson" was spotted recently outside a Wal Mart. Seems Wal Mart had advertised, "boys pants, half off".

 

[NATO AIR]

no i've heard some good ones about him, but not that one

:teeth:

 

[Sandy73]

heard a new elton john joke lately (sorry it revolves around sports and was originated among dispirited dolphins fans)

"elton john is interested in purchasing the miami dolphins. he heard they've got two tight ends and 24 guys that suck."

 

[dilloduck]

Elton John Calls Taiwan Media 'Rude, Vile Pigs'



TAIPEI (Reuters) - British rock star Elton John (news), in Taipei for a concert, swore at reporters who swarmed around him at the airport Thursday and called them "rude, vile pigs."


Wearing a bright blue tracksuit and dark sunglasses, the star shouted expletives as he was mobbed by photographers and TV crew.


"Rude, vile pigs!" he shouted at the reporters at the Chiang Kai Shek airport after he arrived shortly after midnight.


"Do you know what that means? Rude, vile pigs. That's what all of you are."


One of the photographers shouted back: "Why don't you get out of Taiwan?"


John replied: "We'd love to get out of Taiwan if it's full of people like you. Pig! Pig!"


The star, who recently performed in Shanghai and Hong Kong, is scheduled to leave after his first performance in Taiwan on Thursday.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../20040923/en_nm/entertainment_taiwan_elton_dc

Someone musta dipped his feather boa into some chop suey! :teeth:

 

[Dan]

You want some Jacko jokes?

What do michael jackson and white castle have in common?
They both like to keep their meat between small white buns.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.