dumbest. songs. ever. recorded.

[shart_attack]

The Irony of this song with George Michael dressed as a organ grinders monkey; he asks, "do you love the monkey or do you love me." GM will spend the rest of his life spanking the monkey. lol

George Michael - Monkey - YouTube

I think that one may be about heroin. Listen to the lyrics really closely.

Moving along:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck]Los Del Rio, Macarena[/ame]

 

[shart_attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0iJBgrM2Q]Def Leppard, Make Love Like a Man[/ame]

Ohhhhhhh, the profundity of ^ those lyrics ^.

"Ah'm a man: UGH."

Sounds like they took a few thousand too many helmet-to-helmet hits — even if they do play football like a bunch of Brits.

 

[Marianne]

Yoko Ono - Walking On Thin Ice (1981 Re-Edit) - YouTube

Anything Yoko Ono does should be banned. She can't sing. I used to frequent this bar that had a juke box that had a song on it with her singing. Everytime some noob bar fly accidently played that song the owner had to stop the record short the complaining from the patrons was so loud. He eventually had it removed. I kid you not.

 

[shart_attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=innygMNyKOY]Ratt, Scratch That Itch[/ame]

Could pretty much have a field day with ^ their ^ entire catalog(ue).

 

[PredFan]

Worst and dumbest song ever recorded:

Muskrat Love

 

[shart_attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA]Nelly Furtado, I'm Like a Bird[/ame]

I'm kinda under the impression by the lyrics that ^ that honey ^ doesn't have a clue what it's like to be a bird.

Just sayin'.

 

[shart_attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGar4v52bv8]Mötley Crüe, Sticky Sweet[/ame]

 

[shart_attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHdKEhFM7mY]Burl Ives, The Ugly Bug Ball[/ame]

 

[eagle1462010]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvO2IvL0sBM]Space girls - If you wanna be my lover - YouTube[/ame]

 

[shart_attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8kYrIWu14E]Black Sabbath, Fairies Wear Boots[/ame]

 

[shart_attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umyl-wWRkJ4]Jewel Akens, The Birds and the Bees[/ame]

 

[Vandalshandle]

It doesn't get any worse than this....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cL-FVHpphk]Rubber Dolly - Woody Guthrie - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Vandalshandle]

I was trapped on a cruise ship in the Caribbean when this came out. I never took another cruise again....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE]Macarena - Los del Rio - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Vandalshandle]

I hate this song so much that I had to turn off the sound on my computer just to post it....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhH3mRkKDX8]Eagles - Take it easy 1977 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Vandalshandle]

This is all I can stand. I am scared to death that one of these songs are going to get stuck in my head, so I'm OUT of here!



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRtME-3rcP4]Ohio Express - Yummy Yummy Yummy (stereo) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[shart_attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GRuzaMwvrA]Bobby Vee, Rubber Ball[/ame]

Dumb.

 

[shart_attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY]Limp Bizkit, Break Stuff[/ame]

 

[shart_attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E]Limp Bizkit, Rollin'[/ame]

 

[DriftingSand]

I hate this song so much that I had to turn off the sound on my computer just to post it....

Eagles - Take it easy 1977 - YouTube

Love all Eagles songs including this one. Tells the story of "regular-guy" American.

 

[DriftingSand]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k]Village People - YMCA OFFICIAL Music Video 1978 - YouTube[/ame]