Dorito's Powder

[ChrisL]

What do you have against a delicious cheesy snack?

Politico's pretty much against everything, Chris.

Hell, he'd prolly even be against *****, if it weren't inflatable.

Last time I checked ***** doesn't contain things you can't pronounce.

Oh, and I suppose everything you consume is 100% natural? Lol! Doubtful. Besides, in moderation, Doritos are harmless. As long as you don't make a pig of yourself, you would be fine to eat some chicken coated with Dorito powder.

 

[ChrisL]

You have no gallbladder. Again what a shock.

A LOT of people have had their gallbladders removed. Just like the appendix,it can become inflamed and irritated or it can have stones, also known as cholelithiasis. Can you pronounce that word?

 

[shart_attack]

What do you have against a delicious cheesy snack?

Politico's pretty much against everything, Chris.

Hell, he'd prolly even be against *****, if it weren't inflatable.

Last time I checked ***** doesn't contain things you can't pronounce.

S'pose that depends on whose ***** it is, really.

You can be happy that yes, your blow-up doll is safe. And prolly tastes good with Dorito powder, too.

 

[Gracie]

You have no gallbladder. Again what a shock.

And you are retarded. What a shock. Not.

 

[Darlene]

Why would I buy some processed chemical concoction? I wouldn't feed Doritos to a death row inmate.

What do you have against a delicious cheesy snack?

Politico's pretty much against everything, Chris.

Hell, he'd prolly even be against *****, if it weren't inflatable.

The ladies won't be missing out on much haha

 

[Darlene]

Politico's pretty much against everything, Chris.

Hell, he'd prolly even be against *****, if it weren't inflatable.

Last time I checked ***** doesn't contain things you can't pronounce.

Oh, and I suppose everything you consume is 100% natural? Lol! Doubtful. Besides, in moderation, Doritos are harmless. As long as you don't make a pig of yourself, you would be fine to eat some chicken coated with Dorito powder.

Remember: everything in moderation. I'm actually tired of eating healthy. I've been craving junk food lately, but that's okay. I'm not fat, just pregnant.

 

[ChrisL]

Last time I checked ***** doesn't contain things you can't pronounce.

Oh, and I suppose everything you consume is 100% natural? Lol! Doubtful. Besides, in moderation, Doritos are harmless. As long as you don't make a pig of yourself, you would be fine to eat some chicken coated with Dorito powder.

Remember: everything in moderation. I'm actually tired of eating healthy. I've been craving junk food lately, but that's okay. I'm not fat, just pregnant.

Yes, moderation is the key.

Don't give in to the cravings too often and eat too much junk food. It's not good for either you or your baby.

 

[Darlene]

Oh, and I suppose everything you consume is 100% natural? Lol! Doubtful. Besides, in moderation, Doritos are harmless. As long as you don't make a pig of yourself, you would be fine to eat some chicken coated with Dorito powder.

Remember: everything in moderation. I'm actually tired of eating healthy. I've been craving junk food lately, but that's okay. I'm not fat, just pregnant.

Yes, moderation is the key.

Don't give in to the cravings too often and eat too much junk food. It's not good for either you or your baby.

I hardly ever have access to junk food anyways. I have no income and trying to find a job so I can give in to my cravings every now and then.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Oh, and I suppose everything you consume is 100% natural? Lol! Doubtful. Besides, in moderation, Doritos are harmless. As long as you don't make a pig of yourself, you would be fine to eat some chicken coated with Dorito powder.

Remember: everything in moderation. I'm actually tired of eating healthy. I've been craving junk food lately, but that's okay. I'm not fat, just pregnant.

Yes, moderation is the key.

Don't give in to the cravings too often and eat too much junk food. It's not good for either you or your baby.

I want to dowse myself in butter and roll around in this shit like a filthy hippo stoned out of his mind who hasn't eaten in months!

 

[Darlene]

Remember: everything in moderation. I'm actually tired of eating healthy. I've been craving junk food lately, but that's okay. I'm not fat, just pregnant.

Yes, moderation is the key.

Don't give in to the cravings too often and eat too much junk food. It's not good for either you or your baby.

I want to dowse myself in butter and roll around in this shit like a filthy hippo stoned out of his mind who hasn't eaten in months!

That's naughty.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Yes, moderation is the key.

Don't give in to the cravings too often and eat too much junk food. It's not good for either you or your baby.

I want to dowse myself in butter and roll around in this shit like a filthy hippo stoned out of his mind who hasn't eaten in months!

That's naughty.

I want to drench my naked body in vegetable oil and jump into a mountain of Dorito's Nacho Cheese powder like a water buffalo during mating season leaping off a cliff to escape a pride of Lions and finds himself in on top of a group of desperate females in heat who haven't had a man in months!!!!!!!

 

[Darlene]

I want to dowse myself in butter and roll around in this shit like a filthy hippo stoned out of his mind who hasn't eaten in months!

That's naughty.

I want to drench my naked body in vegetable oil and jump into a mountain of Dorito's Nacho Cheese powder like a water buffalo during mating season leaping off a cliff to escape a pride of Lions and finds himself in on top of a group of desperate females in heat who haven't had a man in months!!!!!!!

lol wow. you may want to try a different method of getting females. pheromones will work better.

 

[TheOldSchool]

That's naughty.

I want to drench my naked body in vegetable oil and jump into a mountain of Dorito's Nacho Cheese powder like a water buffalo during mating season leaping off a cliff to escape a pride of Lions and finds himself in on top of a group of desperate females in heat who haven't had a man in months!!!!!!!

lol wow. you may want to try a different method of getting females.

Cooler ranch? Sweet n Spicy?

 

[Darlene]

I want to drench my naked body in vegetable oil and jump into a mountain of Dorito's Nacho Cheese powder like a water buffalo during mating season leaping off a cliff to escape a pride of Lions and finds himself in on top of a group of desperate females in heat who haven't had a man in months!!!!!!!

lol wow. you may want to try a different method of getting females.

Cooler ranch? Sweet n Spicy?

Neither. That may get a little messy.

 

[TheOldSchool]

lol wow. you may want to try a different method of getting females.

Cooler ranch? Sweet n Spicy?

Neither. That may get a little messy.

Good idea. I don't think the 'spicy' would be very welcome 'downstairs'

 

[ChrisL]

Remember: everything in moderation. I'm actually tired of eating healthy. I've been craving junk food lately, but that's okay. I'm not fat, just pregnant.

Yes, moderation is the key.

Don't give in to the cravings too often and eat too much junk food. It's not good for either you or your baby.

I want to dowse myself in butter and roll around in this shit like a filthy hippo stoned out of his mind who hasn't eaten in months!

Very interesting! Gives new meaning to the term getting down and dirty. I can't say that I would like it quite as much as you do.

 

[ChrisL]

I want to dowse myself in butter and roll around in this shit like a filthy hippo stoned out of his mind who hasn't eaten in months!

That's naughty.

I want to drench my naked body in vegetable oil and jump into a mountain of Dorito's Nacho Cheese powder like a water buffalo during mating season leaping off a cliff to escape a pride of Lions and finds himself in on top of a group of desperate females in heat who haven't had a man in months!!!!!!!

Geez, someone needs to get laid or something. WTH?!

 

[ChrisL]

Cooler ranch? Sweet n Spicy?

Neither. That may get a little messy.

Good idea. I don't think the 'spicy' would be very welcome 'downstairs'

Boy do I have a story about THAT!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Yes, moderation is the key.

Don't give in to the cravings too often and eat too much junk food. It's not good for either you or your baby.

I want to dowse myself in butter and roll around in this shit like a filthy hippo stoned out of his mind who hasn't eaten in months!

Very interesting! Gives new meaning to the term getting down and dirty. I can't say that I would like it quite as much as you do.

I bet you would if you tried

 

[Darlene]

That's naughty.

I want to drench my naked body in vegetable oil and jump into a mountain of Dorito's Nacho Cheese powder like a water buffalo during mating season leaping off a cliff to escape a pride of Lions and finds himself in on top of a group of desperate females in heat who haven't had a man in months!!!!!!!

Geez, someone needs to get laid or something. WTH?!

He's not the only one lol