Dorito's Powder

[TheOldSchool]

Would you buy it? And in what quantities?

Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!

GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!

Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!

 

[SmedlyButler]

Would you buy it? And in what quantities?

Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!

GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!

Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!

the registered owner of at least a level 3 biocontainment facility in order to legally possess in excess of 5 grams of the stuff.

 

[Mr. H.]

Please report to the Inventions thread...

 

[TheOldSchool]

I demand votage!!!!!!!
[MENTION=45886]Mad_Cabbie[/MENTION]

 

[ChrisL]

Would you buy it? And in what quantities?

Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!

GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!

Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!

It sounds kind of nasty, but I'll bet it's delicious. Probably really unhealthy though.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Would you buy it? And in what quantities?

Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!

GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!

Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!

It sounds kind of nasty, but I'll bet it's delicious. Probably really unhealthy though.

Oh it's probably terribly unhealthy. But tell me you wouldn't CRUUUUUSH a Dorito's Nacho Cheese coated turkey leg hmmmmmmm???

 

[ChrisL]

Would you buy it? And in what quantities?

Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!

GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!

Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!

It sounds kind of nasty, but I'll bet it's delicious. Probably really unhealthy though.

Oh it's probably terribly unhealthy. But tell me you wouldn't CRUUUUUSH a Dorito's Nacho Cheese coated turkey leg hmmmmmmm???

I'm not much into turkey except for on holidays, but It would be delicious on chicken! I would try it.

 

[shart_attack]

I'm all in.

I'd prolly even sprinkle it in my Jack and Cokes.

 

[TheOldSchool]

I'm all in.

I'd prolly even sprinkle it in my Jack and Cokes.

You are truly a visionary Mr. Shart

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

I'm all in.

I'd prolly even sprinkle it in my Jack and Cokes.

You are truly a visionary Mr. Shart

^^^ Who's this drunk guy? Someone get him a barf-bag, quick!

 

[Politico]

Would you buy it? And in what quantities?

Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!

GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!

Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!

Why would I buy some processed chemical concoction? I wouldn't feed Doritos to a death row inmate.

 

[ChrisL]

Would you buy it? And in what quantities?

Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!

GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!

Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!

Why would I buy some processed chemical concoction? I wouldn't feed Doritos to a death row inmate.

What do you have against a delicious cheesy snack?

 

[Mr. H.]

Let's lay out a few lines and snort that shit straight up!

 

[shart_attack]

Would you buy it? And in what quantities?

Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!

GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!

Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!

Why would I buy some processed chemical concoction? I wouldn't feed Doritos to a death row inmate.

What do you have against a delicious cheesy snack?

Politico's pretty much against everything, Chris.

Hell, he'd prolly even be against pussy, if it weren't inflatable.

 

[NLT]

Roll it up in a joint and you have instant munchies snack

 

[Politico]

Why would I buy some processed chemical concoction? I wouldn't feed Doritos to a death row inmate.

What do you have against a delicious cheesy snack?

Politico's pretty much against everything, Chris.

Hell, he'd prolly even be against pussy, if it weren't inflatable.

Last time I checked pussy doesn't contain things you can't pronounce.

 

[Gracie]

I eat the hell out of Cool Ranch Doritos. Gluten free!

 

[Politico]

You're allergic to gluten. What a shock lol.

 

[Gracie]

Not allergic. Just too difficult to digest with no gall bladder.

 

[Politico]

You have no gallbladder. Again what a shock.