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I am answering under the assumption you are seriously asking. Of course I do. I eat fruits and citrus. But I pick them off the trees on my property. I eat potato chips too. But I make them from the potatoes I grow. And they taste better than anything that comes out of a bag.
Don't you have a job? Where do you find the time to do all of this "all naturale" stuff anyway?
Oops sorry. Having a garden is what normal people used to do. I forgot you folks in the modern drive through occupy generation call that 'naturale. My bad. We 'naturale' folks plant our gardens on the weekends when you have your heads buried up your iPhones tecting. We water them after work when you are playing WOW on your Xboxes. We cook our food when your lazy asses are sitting in the Taco Bell drive through.
I am answering under the assumption you are seriously asking. Of course I do. I eat fruits and citrus. But I pick them off the trees on my property. I eat potato chips too. But I make them from the potatoes I grow. And they taste better than anything that comes out of a bag.
Don't you have a job? Where do you find the time to do all of this "all naturale" stuff anyway?
Oops sorry. Having a garden is what normal people used to do. I forgot you folks in the modern drive through occupy generation call that 'naturale. My bad. We 'naturale' folks plant our gardens on the weekends when you have your heads buried up your iPhones tecting. We water them after work when you are playing WOW on your Xboxes. We cook our food when your lazy asses are sitting in the Taco Bell drive through.
Actually it pretty much is. Not hard to do.
So, you never eat snacks or cereal or anything?
I am answering under the assumption you are seriously asking. Of course I do. I eat fruits and citrus. But I pick them off the trees on my property. I eat potato chips too. But I make them from the potatoes I grow. And they taste better than anything that comes out of a bag.
No need to be so insulting. You don't have to be a dick about things.
Geez, did you grow that chip on your shoulder too?
So, you never eat snacks or cereal or anything?
I am answering under the assumption you are seriously asking. Of course I do. I eat fruits and citrus. But I pick them off the trees on my property. I eat potato chips too. But I make them from the potatoes I grow. And they taste better than anything that comes out of a bag.
Don't you have a job? Where do you find the time to do all of this "all naturale" stuff anyway?
Would you buy it? And in what quantities?
Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!
GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!
Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!
Would you buy it? And in what quantities?
Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!
GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!
Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!
No need to be so insulting. You don't have to be a dick about things.
The truth is not insulting. And I was quite nice until the third insult.
Geez, did you grow that chip on your shoulder too?
No I fried it in Peanut oil.
I am answering under the assumption you are seriously asking. Of course I do. I eat fruits and citrus. But I pick them off the trees on my property. I eat potato chips too. But I make them from the potatoes I grow. And they taste better than anything that comes out of a bag.
Don't you have a job? Where do you find the time to do all of this "all naturale" stuff anyway?
That's exactly what I was thinking. I figure I'll be able to do stuff like that when I retire.
Don't you have a job? Where do you find the time to do all of this "all naturale" stuff anyway?
That's exactly what I was thinking. I figure I'll be able to do stuff like that when I retire.
I live in a townhouse with just a patio for a yard, so even if I did have the time and inclination to have a garden, I don't have anywhere to put one. My parents used to have one when I was little, and I would steal all the peas.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I figure I'll be able to do stuff like that when I retire.
I live in a townhouse with just a patio for a yard, so even if I did have the time and inclination to have a garden, I don't have anywhere to put one. My parents used to have one when I was little, and I would steal all the peas.
I used to do that when I was a kid. My grandmother had a huge garden, and I remember being out in her rows of peas, with my cousins, picking them, splitting them open, and eating them right there and then. So sweet and tender they were!
I want to stick my dick in Dorito mountain
I want to stick my dick in Dorito mountain
Food fetish?
I want to stick my dick in Dorito mountain
Food fetish?
There's nothing wrong with a little kink.
Food fetish?
There's nothing wrong with a little kink.
Uummmm...... looks wrong to me