Yesterday, the “country” of Haiti was hit by a 7.0 earthquake, so now everyone is supposed to act all concerned and shit. Look, I don’t give a rat’s ass about Haiti. Never have. But yeah, I’m concerned all right — concerned that a lot more US taxpayer money will certainly be going down to that asshole of the planet (we’ve already been supporting them since 1915). Hell, the place probably looks not much different from before the quake, anyways. It would be far better if we just did nothing and let them all starve to death.
HereÂ’s a great idea: We could air-drop some pallets of strychnine or some other fast-acting poison and Kool-aid, along with simple instructions (the pictograph, visual kind) on how to mix it properly before drinking. All things considered, that would be the best thing for both them and us. We shouldnÂ’t let them suffer anymore.
Why so shocked by that idea? Hey, theyÂ’re worthless and always have been. Basically, itÂ’s nothing but a giant breeding ground of disease (like HIV) for the Western Hemisphere and a drain on US Foreign Aid. TheyÂ’ve cut down most of the trees to use as fuel for cooking any stray dogs and cats. They even eat mud cookies for real and are always robbing and murdering each other. ItÂ’s kind of like a large-scale, tropical version of Detroit.
WhatÂ’s more is that these violent and lazy Haitian Negroes once hacked to death with machetes tens of thousands of French and Spanish White prisoners during their revolution (innocent women and children, too). Bet you didnÂ’t know that? Yep, some bulbous-eyed Negro named Toussaint LÂ’Ouverture (right) and his crazed Black pals went on unbelievable rampages even after gaining freedom from slavery. Hell, they named the capitalÂ’s airport after the guy. Blacks will machete not only each other, but Whites too, in case youÂ’re so stupid to think otherwise.
LetÂ’s keep our money right here in America. We need it in our country for a change.
I say: NO MORE AMERICAN TAX MONEY TO WORTHLESS HAITI OR ISRAEL!
