Dr.House
Lives on in syndication!
"Be a man."
I like to use that on 3 y.o. boys.
lol - or the modernized "Man up!"...
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"Be a man."
I like to use that on 3 y.o. boys.
"My house - my rules."
One thing I tell my boys now that my parents didn't back then: "Pull up your damn pants!"
Now look. Do you think I was born yesterday or the day before?
One thing I tell my boys now that my parents didn't back then: "Pull up your damn pants!"
I never told them that. If they were sagging, I'd wait till they walked by and yank their pants including their boxers down to their knees. Regardless of where we were.
They learned to wear fucking belts and not let their asses hang out.
I also asked them how far did they think they could run before they tripped and I caught up with them, if they wore their pants like that. I think that was even more convincing than de-pantsing them in public.
One thing I tell my boys now that my parents didn't back then: "Pull up your damn pants!"
I never told them that. If they were sagging, I'd wait till they walked by and yank their pants including their boxers down to their knees. Regardless of where we were.
They learned to wear fucking belts and not let their asses hang out.
I also asked them how far did they think they could run before they tripped and I caught up with them, if they wore their pants like that. I think that was even more convincing than de-pantsing them in public.
Perfect!...lol
I have one 19 yr old who that wouldn't make much of a difference, though... The kid is oblivious...
I never told them that. If they were sagging, I'd wait till they walked by and yank their pants including their boxers down to their knees. Regardless of where we were.
They learned to wear fucking belts and not let their asses hang out.
I also asked them how far did they think they could run before they tripped and I caught up with them, if they wore their pants like that. I think that was even more convincing than de-pantsing them in public.
Perfect!...lol
I have one 19 yr old who that wouldn't make much of a difference, though... The kid is oblivious...
Time for him to get a job where the old timers will give him shit and he risks his life if he gets caught in the machinery.
Trivia about hell must be your specialty, seeing your fixation with it and all.And other nuggets our parents said.
What "Gems" do you use on your kids that your parents used on you?
When I was a kid, and we screwed up, the biggest punishment was to go "pick rocks" out of the hay field. Basically you take the farm truck, "put 'er in low", walk alongside of it, pick up rocks and put them in the bed.
We lived in Southern MO, and when you pull a rock out of the ground, another one pops up in it's place.
I am fairly certain that a similar fate awaits some group of sinners in one of the lesser circles of hell.