Ding Dong the Thong is Dead!

[chanel]

A little more than 10 years ago, the Macarena was a hit, the Rachel haircut was in, and wearing a thin strip of fabric between your butt cheeks was considered daringly sexy. Thankfully, the dance is now socially unacceptable, and those layers have grown out. But what about the thong? Although our love for it has endured, its popularity appears to be fading, and recent figures show another style is taking over. We conducted an investigation to find out how thongs went from hot to not and target the man-melting undies you must own now.

Most boy shorts have a seam running down the middle of the butt, which accentuates the curvature of the bum for any body, giving the illusion of a Kardashian–style keister, says Campello. And even seamless boy shorts enhance your bootyliciousness by exposing the very bottoms of your cheeks.

The final thing the boy short has going on that the thong doesn't? It doesn't give you a permanent wedgie — it's actually comfortable. And can we just say boo-yah to that?
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/fashion/stop-wearing-thongs-0210-2

Boo-yah...

 

[random3434]

Thong Underwear was made for the ladies that couldn't afford a "Tramp Stamp"

I'd rather go commando than wear a thong.

I do like those 'boy short' undies sometimes. Comfy and cute!

 

[chanel]

Me too. I never got into the thong. Reminded me of dental floss for the butt crack. Those "no seam" undies are great too.

 

[Si modo]

Tried a thong once. There is no point to them. I agree, just go commando in lieu of a thong.

That has to be one of the dumbest 'fashion' developments of all time.

 

[kwc57]

Commando is always better than anything else.

Honestly, how can a woman stand having that strip of fabric running between their cheeks?

 

[Big Fitz]

a lot of men will be crying. A lot of parents rejoicing.

But I can understand how most women wouldn't wanna wear butt floss.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I don't think the thong is such a bad idea. On really hot days you can even wear it backwards for a little added ventilation!

Just saying...

 

[chanel]

No one has a perfect ass. Well almost no one. I can't stand looking at them on the beach. Never understood why women thought they looked hot. No rear view mirrors?

 

[Si modo]

I don't think the thong is such a bad idea. On really hot days you can even wear it backwards for a little added ventilation!

Just saying...

Right. So, commando is better, no?

 

[xotoxi]

Me too. I never got into the thong. Reminded me of dental floss for the butt crack. Those "no seam" undies are great too.

Ass floss.

 

[goldcatt]

Sorry ladies, but on those occasions where commando is uncool you'll be prying the floss from my cold, dead cheeks. There's nothing tackier than panty lines, and unless they start selling boy shorts geared for the "petite" some of us might as well just wear gym shorts. Ugh!

 

[Oddball]

Spandex compression shorts, anyone?

 

[Si modo]

Sorry ladies, but on those occasions where commando is uncool you'll be prying the floss from my cold, dead cheeks. There's nothing tackier than panty lines, and unless they start selling boy shorts geared for the "petite" some of us might as well just wear gym shorts. Ugh!

How petite are you? Size 2 wears like gym shorts on you?

 

[goldcatt]

Sorry ladies, but on those occasions where commando is uncool you'll be prying the floss from my cold, dead cheeks. There's nothing tackier than panty lines, and unless they start selling boy shorts geared for the "petite" some of us might as well just wear gym shorts. Ugh!

How petite are you? Size 2 wears like gym shorts on you?

It's not the size, it's the length and proportion. For a short woman with a longer torso and shorter legs they tend to fall at a very funny place at both the "waist" and the leg. Which equals the dreaded panty lines, as well as not being very comfortable. Sometimes less is more.

 

[kwc57]

Sorry ladies, but on those occasions where commando is uncool you'll be prying the floss from my cold, dead cheeks. There's nothing tackier than panty lines, and unless they start selling boy shorts geared for the "petite" some of us might as well just wear gym shorts. Ugh!

How petite are you? Size 2 wears like gym shorts on you?

It's not the size, it's the length and proportion. For a short woman with a longer torso and shorter legs they tend to fall at a very funny place at both the "waist" and the leg. Which equals the dreaded panty lines, as well as not being very comfortable. Sometimes less is more.

Perhaps you should post pictures and let us give you our professional "man" opinions.

 

[goldcatt]

How petite are you? Size 2 wears like gym shorts on you?

It's not the size, it's the length and proportion. For a short woman with a longer torso and shorter legs they tend to fall at a very funny place at both the "waist" and the leg. Which equals the dreaded panty lines, as well as not being very comfortable. Sometimes less is more.

Perhaps you should post pictures and let us give you our professional "man" opinions.

But nice try!

 

[Baruch Menachem]

It's not the size, it's the length and proportion. For a short woman with a longer torso and shorter legs they tend to fall at a very funny place at both the "waist" and the leg. Which equals the dreaded panty lines, as well as not being very comfortable. Sometimes less is more.

Perhaps you should post pictures and let us give you our professional "man" opinions.

Butt nice try!

Just a minor spelling correction on your post

 

[random3434]

Here, I found this pic of Goldcatt for ya!

 

[chanel]

Hey Echeaux - welcome to the board! Lol

 

[random3434]

Hey Echeaux - welcome to the board! Lol

Thanks! I wonder if I'll like it here? Do they have a spa?