did I just ?

[daws101]

if after driving for hours along a scenic highway with no rest stops I need to take a leak.
I exist my car and being relieving myself , just then a bus load of evangelicals drives by and they see my penis and become offended.
did I just commit a sex crime?

 

[norwegen]

A small crime. Not even an infraction, really.

 

[Ravi]

if after driving for hours along a scenic highway with no rest stops I need to take a leak.
I exist my car and being relieving myself , just then a bus load of evangelicals drives by and they see my penis and become offended.
did I just commit a sex crime?

Yes!

 

[daws101]

A small crime. Not even a a misdemeanor.

not so fast.....when trying to conceal it I spun around and the tip hit the back window on the bus shattering it !

 

[Asclepias]

A small crime. Not even an infraction, really.

LOL! That was actually funny.

 

[Asclepias]

A small crime. Not even a a misdemeanor.

not so fast.....when trying to conceal it I spun around and the tip hit the back window on the bus shattering it !

Nice recovery.

 

[AceRothstein]

If there was an erection present then you committed a sex crime.

 

[daws101]

If there was an erection present then you committed a sex crime.

don't know about you but I find it impossible to get an erection while urinating.
besides if that had happened the bus would have been torn in half!

 

[Uncensored2008]

A small crime. Not even an infraction, really.

In California it is a sex crime and you'll be branded with the scarlet letter of "sex offender" for the rest of your life.

I'm serious.

 

[AceRothstein]

If there was an erection present then you committed a sex crime.

don't know about you but I find it impossible to get an erection while urinating.
besides if that had happened the bus would have been torn in half!

 

[strollingbones]

indecent exposure can result in sex offender registration

 

[Uncensored2008]

don't know about you but I find it impossible to get an erection while urinating.
besides if that had happened the bus would have been torn in half!

I find it impossible to urinate with an erection - which has caused discomfort on many occasions.

 

[daws101]

A small crime. Not even an infraction, really.

In California it is a sex crime and you'll be branded with the scarlet letter of "sex offender" for the rest of your life.

I'm serious.

bullshit LIVED IN SOCAL my whole life...

 

[daws101]

don't know about you but I find it impossible to get an erection while urinating.
besides if that had happened the bus would have been torn in half!

I find it impossible to urinate with an erection - which has caused discomfort on many occasions.

really? isn't that the only time you don't need a magnifying glass to find it?

 

[Asclepias]

don't know about you but I find it impossible to get an erection while urinating.
besides if that had happened the bus would have been torn in half!

I find it impossible to urinate with an erection - which has caused discomfort on many occasions.

Dont tie dental floss around it to mark the spot. Use a fine tip red magic marker since you have problems finding it.

 

[Uncensored2008]

bullshit LIVED IN SOCAL my whole life...

Better educate yourself

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[Uncensored2008]

Dont tie dental floss around it to mark the spot. Use a fine tip red magic marker since you have problems finding it.

You black guys are so insecure about your penis size...

 

[daws101]

bullshit LIVED IN SOCAL my whole life...

Better educate yourself

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thanks!
al I'm saying is that law must be one of the least enforced laws in the state.
if your ever in Hollywood on a weekend night you'll see what I mean (pun intended)

 

[Asclepias]

Dont tie dental floss around it to mark the spot. Use a fine tip red magic marker since you have problems finding it.

You black guys are so insecure about your penis size...

I hear from white women its actually you guys that are insecure.

 

[Uncensored2008]

I hear from white women its actually you guys that are insecure.

Um, those are transvestites, Asslips....