Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix

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Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix ​

Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she was forced to turn to desperate measures.

babylonbee.com

14 Oct 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she was forced to turn to desperate measures.
After several hours of hearings, Barrett pulled out a large crucifix and held it aloft. A light shone from the heavens, and the Democrats knew they were defeated.
They shrunk back and began to hiss. "Noooo!" cried Senator Richard Blumenthal. "It burns us! Take it away!" He dove under his desk to hide from its light.
"Agggghhhh!!!" screamed Senator Cory Booker, his skin sizzling at the sight of Jesus on the cross. "I'll get you one day, Barrett!"
"Looks like Booker's blasting off again!" he shouted as he jumped through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man in an attempt to escape the burning.
Senator Mazie Hirono made a loud hissing noise and growled at the cross. Her head began to turn around and around like a demonic owl. Then, she vomited pea soup.


Comment:
I always knew Democrats were deomically possessed vampires.

 

[Adrenochrome Junkie]

That’s why they’re called DemonRats

 

[Votto]

So this proves that they are repulsed by the image of a cross, now how will we know if the silver bullet theory works?

Any takers?

 

[xband]

The third day of the hearing I didn't watch much but saw Booker and Harris. Barrett never pulled out a crucifix, large or small.

 

[Oddball]

 

[miketx]

The third day of the hearing I didn't watch much but saw Booker and Harris. Barrett never pulled out a crucifix, large or small.

She did too. I was there and here's a picture I took.

 

[Thunk]

So this proves that they are repulsed by the image of a cross, now how will we know if the silver bullet theory works?

Any takers?

That's a warewolf.

You use a wooden stake thru the heart for a democrat

 

[miketx]

Just a moment later I got this picture of it all...

 

[Thunk]

 

[xband]

The third day of the hearing I didn't watch much but saw Booker and Harris. Barrett never pulled out a crucifix, large or small.

She did too. I was there and here's a picture I took.

View attachment 401604

Photoshopped.

 

[miketx]

The third day of the hearing I didn't watch much but saw Booker and Harris. Barrett never pulled out a crucifix, large or small.

She did too. I was there and here's a picture I took.

View attachment 401604

Photoshopped.

Nope, it's real I tell you.

 

[xband]

The third day of the hearing I didn't watch much but saw Booker and Harris. Barrett never pulled out a crucifix, large or small.

She did too. I was there and here's a picture I took.

View attachment 401604

Photoshopped.

Nope, it's real I tell you.

You can fool some the people but not all of the people. A. Lincoln.

 

[Darkwind]

Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix ​

Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she was forced to turn to desperate measures.

babylonbee.com

14 Oct 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she was forced to turn to desperate measures.
After several hours of hearings, Barrett pulled out a large crucifix and held it aloft. A light shone from the heavens, and the Democrats knew they were defeated.
They shrunk back and began to hiss. "Noooo!" cried Senator Richard Blumenthal. "It burns us! Take it away!" He dove under his desk to hide from its light.
"Agggghhhh!!!" screamed Senator Cory Booker, his skin sizzling at the sight of Jesus on the cross. "I'll get you one day, Barrett!"
"Looks like Booker's blasting off again!" he shouted as he jumped through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man in an attempt to escape the burning.
Senator Mazie Hirono made a loud hissing noise and growled at the cross. Her head began to turn around and around like a demonic owl. Then, she vomited pea soup.


Comment:
I always knew Democrats were deomically possessed vampires.

Okay, that is funny.

 

[miketx]

The third day of the hearing I didn't watch much but saw Booker and Harris. Barrett never pulled out a crucifix, large or small.

She did too. I was there and here's a picture I took.

View attachment 401604

Photoshopped.

Nope, it's real I tell you.

You can fool some the people but not all of the people. A. Lincoln.

No, I got GMC.