Democrat Party's success with Biden and Fetterman leads to unique recruitment strategy.

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Because of the overwhelming success they've had with getting reduced mental capacity individuals like Biden and Fetterman elected.
Its been reported by a reliable source, the Democrat party is actively searching geriatric rest homes and long term care hospital treatment facilities looking for viable candidates to run for office.
The only requirements are the person must be able to stand for 5 minutes, and read out loud a few short sentences on a teleprompter with the words in extra large text. Then refuse to answer questions, and walk 20 feet unaided off the stage.
Where they will be ushered into a room and be rewarded with their choice of a bowl of either pudding or ice cream.
 
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LMAO @Fettercrats:

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Too bad freak shows went out of business. They would have been a great source of democrat candidates. "See the two headed senate candidate". For a quarter he will drop the hoodie and show his other head".
 
Too bad freak shows went out of business. They would have been a great source of democrat candidates. "See the two headed senate candidate". For a quarter he will drop the hoodie and show his other head".

He'd have drop his pants to do that.
 
It won't be long until a candidate is a head in a jar, like on Futurama.
When it happens, you heard it here first.
 

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