I deleted 33,000 emails from a porn site after requesting DIY lesson from some women that went by the name H.C in NY . She said she learned the method from her Husband who she caught trying to clean up some correspondence from a teenager he hired in DC . I beat the crap outta my hard drive with a hammer and poured bleach all over the bits and pieces and Walla !
You should be arrested according to some folks.
Really shit fer brains? Porn Sites are official government business? I grasp that that is all an awful lot of federal workers do, but still.
You see stupid fuck, email that is critical unclassified information (CUI) or is classified is required to be retained in perpetuity. Deleting it is a federal felony. A peon WILL go to prison if they do it. (20 years for each offense per DFARS 174.821.
When I was in the Marine Corps I had a government email address. My chain of command never informed me. I deleted all of my emails. This was 1999-2002 ish. Which prison is Hillary in right now? Perhaps I should join her. Do you guys know any cops? They might need my address.
Wait! Let's read that law before you send the cops out to my house. There might be a statute of limitations. I might be safer than you guys think.
By the way, we should get back to the topic at hand. How many emails have you deleted in your life?
20 years in prison per email deleted. Personally I am looking at 20,000,000 years in prison minimum. Whew! I sure am glad this law isn't enforced even for people with ugly faces.
Tell the truth. You really aren't as stupid as you are pretending to be, are you? Please say it ain't so. Isn't it completely impossible to be that stupid?