David Blaine Caught Taking Standing-Up Breaks

[CrimsonWhite]

LMAO, Is this what we consider magic now?

David Blaine is not really hanging upside down for 60 hours, according to FOXNews.com's eyewitness who photographed the magician standing right-side up Tuesday.

The revelation would seem to deflate Blaine's latest stunt, but a representative for the 35-year-old magician said he never intended to stay upside down for 60 consecutive hours.

"About once an hour he has to come down for a medical check, to stretch, and to relieve himself, because even David Blaine can't do that upside down," said Patrick Smith, an executive vice president at Rubenstein Associates. "He has said all along that there will be times when he must get his head above his heart."

Smith continued, "The doctors told him if he doesn't do that, he will die."

Another witness at the scene told our source that Blaine turns himself around and stands up about three times an hour.

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[busara]

why does anyone care what this guy does?

 

[Mad Scientist]

What do you mean "it's a trick"? You mean it's not really magic?

 

[CrimsonWhite]

What do you mean "it's a trick"? You mean it's not really magic?

This isn't even an attempt at magic, illusion, nothing. Criss Angel walked on water. Copperfield flew through the air for fucks sake and this shit stain can't even follow the parameters of his own stunt? Give me a fuckin break.

(sorry: Lewis Black moment)