Daily Affirmations

[Uncensored2008]

I have another:

Go get me a stick so I can beat you with it - Dad.

 

[Mr.Nick]

I would like to be the best man I can be and make the right decisions.

 

[masquerade]

Diet, exercise and weight loss do not need to be difficult or hard. Diet, exercise and weight loss can and will be easy if you choose to believe it can and will be easy.

 

[High_Gravity]

Diet, exercise and weight loss do not need to be difficult or hard. Diet, exercise and weight loss can and will be easy if you choose to believe it can and will be easy.

You will be mine.

 

[masquerade]

When?
You've been promising me that for a long time now.

 

[High_Gravity]

When?
You've been promising me that for a long time now.

The best gifts are the ones you wait the longest for.

 

[Uncensored2008]

The best gifts are the ones you wait the longest for.

I dunno. When I was a kid, I sent in 50 cents and 4 boxtops for a "Tony the Tiger" submarine. Took about 6 months for the stupid thing to arrive, then it was a piece of junk. It was supposed to be powered by baking soda, never worked.

 

[masquerade]

Seeing and admitting the truth about ourselves, about our role in creating our own problems, and about how we relate to others is vital for healing.

 

[Liability]

Admitting that you have a problem is the first step in making a twelve step program profitable for the entrepreneurs running the twelve step programs.

 

[masquerade]

My ability to live in the present expands my spiritual awarness and blesses me with inner peace.

 

[Uncensored2008]

My ability to down a fifth of scotch in 15 minutes expands my spiritual awarness and blesses me with inner peace.

Until I start vomiting..

 

[masquerade]

I am open to expanding my awareness of Life.

 

[Ava]

To the questions in your life, you are the only answer. To the problems in your life, you are the only solution.

 

[HUGGY]

My ability to down a fifth of scotch in 15 minutes expands my spiritual awarness and blesses me with inner peace.

Until I start vomiting..

That is the most honest thing you have ever brought to this message board.

 

[masquerade]

I listen to my inner voice and rely on my intuition to guide me.

 

[niteowl]

"The grass is always greener, when you're on this side of it."

Learned that in rehab.

 

[masquerade]

I am grateful for the job I have and all the possibilities it gives me.

 

[Outback]

Admitting that you have a problem is the first step in making a twelve step program profitable for the entrepreneurs running the twelve step programs.

Piss one that matey. I've got a one step program.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kslHr7_9Zac]The Eagles - Get over it[/ame]

 

[Liability]

Listening to the inner voices can get some people into a hostage situation with the police.

 

[dualgetter]

Shit, I can't go 15 minutes without a smoke and you want me to write a fuckin quote about today..
Bullshit........ Lets just get it on instead.