Daily Affirmations

[jillian]

I vow to belch, fart and scratch my ass.

remind me not to go to your house for christmas dinner.

 

[PixieStix]

I vow to belch, fart and scratch my ass.

remind me not to go to your house for christmas dinner.

Maybe he would be better behaved if he went to your house for dinner?

 

[jillian]

I vow to belch, fart and scratch my ass.

remind me not to go to your house for christmas dinner.

Maybe he would be better behaved if he went to your house for dinner?

one would hope.

 

[Xenophon]

No, I wouldn't.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Pull my finger.

 

[PixieStix]

No, I wouldn't.

I knew you would say that But I don't believe you

 

[ItHappens]

Some people have never had to struggle. They will never know what it's like to work on a farm until their hands are raw, just so people can have fresh marijuana.
-Jack Handy

 

[PixieStix]

Pull my finger.

Xeno's last words may be non verbal

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMHPNL2gyFQ]YouTube - the pull my finger song[/ame]

 

[jillian]

No, I wouldn't.

 

[Zoom-boing]

"Do the ordinary extraordinarily well."

St. Francis de Sales

 

[Phoenix]

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”


~ all Seuss-isms.

 

[del]

No, I wouldn't.

honesty is the best policy, Xeno.

 

[jillian]

No, I wouldn't.

honesty is the best policy, Xeno.

might be, but i'm figuring it doesn't get him very many dinner invitations.

 

[del]

No, I wouldn't.

honesty is the best policy, Xeno.

might be, but i'm figuring it doesn't get him very many dinner invitations.

not past the first time, anyway.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

I try to acknowledge give gratitude for anything good that happens.

I try to remember every fun event

And all the crap in my life, I leave in the toilet.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

I prevent forest fires.

 

[Skull Pilot]

God I hate this crap.

How about looking in the mirror and saying to yourself

Quit your ******* whining and get to work

 

[PixieStix]

I prevent forest fires.

 

[masquerade]

Skull Pilot ... you could resist the urge to click in here and read. I'm just sayin'.

 

[Darkwind]

DavidS's daily affirmation:

Go **** yourself.

I get told that all the time.


I haven't had this much sex in a decade!