Cowboy Lines that have been ruint'

[Mr. P]

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That
Darned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"

 

[Semper Fi]

You forgot, "He bit me, now you gotta suck the poison out!"