Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature

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I guess the Democratic Party really is full of shit......

SACRAMENTO (AP) — California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.

Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California's Legislature

The bottom line is if you're unlucky enough to be a business owner in California pack up and get out like thousands have done before you. The mental patients in Sacramento will keep doing everything they can to see to it you fail.
 
Since I don't reside in CA and believe in the conservative principle of local rule and decision making, no comment. Other than partisanshit is why everything is stuck on stupid.
 
No comment on the ridiculous waste of time and ignorance of our elected officials is the reason they just keep on going.
Cows fart. It has as much effect on solar flares as you farting. Next they will insist we purchase cow farting bags to catch the farts in because thanks to Hitlery, India will be manufacturing fart bags now, and we need to build up India.

But on a serious note, hopefully they will make fart containment bags for all the men eating deer jerky, cause those farts really can dissolve the ozone layer.... :ack-1:
 
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I guess the Democratic Party really is full of shit......

SACRAMENTO (AP) — California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.

Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California's Legislature

The bottom line is if you're unlucky enough to be a business owner in California pack up and get out like thousands have done before you. The mental patients in Sacramento will keep doing everything they can to see to it you fail.


The headline is funny, and sounds pretty dumb, but what's so bad about limiting runoff from a substance that is clearly harmful to the environment? All cattle facilities constantly deal with storage and management of manure as part of normal operations, so what's so bad about doing it in a way that won't increase runoff after every rain? It's not like they are trying to prevent cows from farting in the pasture as was implied by the link title. .
 
I guess the Democratic Party really is full of shit......

SACRAMENTO (AP) — California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.

Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California's Legislature

The bottom line is if you're unlucky enough to be a business owner in California pack up and get out like thousands have done before you. The mental patients in Sacramento will keep doing everything they can to see to it you fail.


And you worry about Trump as the leftist want to regulate cow farts? how do you regulate it? you charge a carbon tax for every fart?:dunno:

 
Methane is 100x more dangerous a Greenhouse gas than CO2.

There are gases even more regulated than Methane as a greenhouse gas, that are as high as 24,000x more potent than CO2.

Do you think we should dump tons of those gasses into the atmosphere?
 
I guess the Democratic Party really is full of shit......

SACRAMENTO (AP) — California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.

Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California's Legislature

The bottom line is if you're unlucky enough to be a business owner in California pack up and get out like thousands have done before you. The mental patients in Sacramento will keep doing everything they can to see to it you fail.
You said a month full there... Lol
 
I guess the Democratic Party really is full of shit......

SACRAMENTO (AP) — California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.

Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California's Legislature

The bottom line is if you're unlucky enough to be a business owner in California pack up and get out like thousands have done before you. The mental patients in Sacramento will keep doing everything they can to see to it you fail.


The headline is funny, and sounds pretty dumb, but what's so bad about limiting runoff from a substance that is clearly harmful to the environment? All cattle facilities constantly deal with storage and management of manure as part of normal operations, so what's so bad about doing it in a way that won't increase runoff after every rain? It's not like they are trying to prevent cows from farting in the pasture as was implied by the link title. .
One could say you're full of shit… lol
 
Methane is 100x more dangerous a Greenhouse gas than CO2.

There are gases even more regulated than Methane as a greenhouse gas, that are as high as 24,000x more potent than CO2.

Do you think we should dump tons of those gasses into the atmosphere?
Are you talking out of your ass?
 
I guess the Democratic Party really is full of shit......

SACRAMENTO (AP) — California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.

Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California's Legislature

The bottom line is if you're unlucky enough to be a business owner in California pack up and get out like thousands have done before you. The mental patients in Sacramento will keep doing everything they can to see to it you fail.

This is the sort of thing you would believe one could only find in a work of fiction.
 
Methane is 100x more dangerous a Greenhouse gas than CO2.

There are gases even more regulated than Methane as a greenhouse gas, that are as high as 24,000x more potent than CO2.

Do you think we should dump tons of those gasses into the atmosphere?
Are you talking out of your ass?

You literally don't know the greenhouse potential of various chemicals do you?

BWHAHAHAAHAH and you expect to be taken seriously?
 
Methane is 100x more dangerous a Greenhouse gas than CO2.

There are gases even more regulated than Methane as a greenhouse gas, that are as high as 24,000x more potent than CO2.

Do you think we should dump tons of those gasses into the atmosphere?
Are you talking out of your ass?

You literally don't know the greenhouse potential of various chemicals do you?

BWHAHAHAAHAH and you expect to be taken seriously?
I know cow farts only as dangerous as the ass who thinks they are dangerous... Lol
 
Methane is 100x more dangerous a Greenhouse gas than CO2.

There are gases even more regulated than Methane as a greenhouse gas, that are as high as 24,000x more potent than CO2.

Do you think we should dump tons of those gasses into the atmosphere?


Maybe we should plug you up, your methane depletes the ozone:slap: maybe we should begin eliminating people or do as China does and limit the number of children we should have..you leftist are so ignorant
 
I guess the Democratic Party really is full of shit......

SACRAMENTO (AP) — California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.

Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California's Legislature

The bottom line is if you're unlucky enough to be a business owner in California pack up and get out like thousands have done before you. The mental patients in Sacramento will keep doing everything they can to see to it you fail.


The headline is funny, and sounds pretty dumb, but what's so bad about limiting runoff from a substance that is clearly harmful to the environment? All cattle facilities constantly deal with storage and management of manure as part of normal operations, so what's so bad about doing it in a way that won't increase runoff after every rain? It's not like they are trying to prevent cows from farting in the pasture as was implied by the link title. .

That was my point. Regulating cow farts, like the title implied, would be pretty stupid. The regulation discussed had nothing to do with that, though.
 
I guess the Democratic Party really is full of shit......

SACRAMENTO (AP) — California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.

Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California's Legislature

The bottom line is if you're unlucky enough to be a business owner in California pack up and get out like thousands have done before you. The mental patients in Sacramento will keep doing everything they can to see to it you fail.
So did Hillary cancel her trip to California because of pneumonia or because she couldn't comply with these flatulence regulations?
 

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