Covid Anal Thread

[Skeptic1959]

What is the world coming to?

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Communists......

ASSWIPES

 

[Taz]

So basically, everyone is shitting out covid all over the place. We're all doomed!

 

[RodISHI]

Apparently they want to literally bend everyone over for they can stick it in their ass. Poor people in China. Ultimately hopefully they can shake off their masters the CPP and those globalist too.

 

[Pogo]

So basically, everyone is shitting out covid all over the place. We're all doomed!

Oh there's an easy solution to that. Don't shit. Think Richard Nixon.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

What is the world coming to?

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God the libs are going to love this one. Baseball bat sized swabs too.

 

[HenryBHough]

Progressives are very good at shoving.........

 

[d0gbreath]

I'm going to invent toilet litmus paper for covid testing. Much quicker results. White paper that turns blue for positive, or brown for negative.

 

[marvin martian]

What is the world coming to?

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Ritual humiliation of citizens is a hallmark of communist regimes. Violated, demoralized, humiliated people are easier to control.

 

[LordBrownTrout]

A lot of people talk from that area.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

What would be worse?
Having it done to you, or being the person doing it?

• The city of Beijing is using Covid anal swabs on residents amid a fresh outbreak
• The nucleic acid swab needs to be inserted about one inch inside one's rectum
• It is to be rotated for several times before completing the 10-second procedure
• Expert says the derriere method is 'more accurate' than throat and nose tests

China begins using ANAL SWABS to test for Covid in Beijing | Daily Mail Online

 

[Auld Phart]

third thread on this

 

[marvin martian]

What would be worse?
Having it done to you, or being the person doing it?

• The city of Beijing is using Covid anal swabs on residents amid a fresh outbreak
• The nucleic acid swab needs to be inserted about one inch inside one's rectum
• It is to be rotated for several times before completing the 10-second procedure
• Expert says the derriere method is 'more accurate' than throat and nose tests

China begins using ANAL SWABS to test for Covid in Beijing | Daily Mail Online
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This sounds like it was Eric Swalwell's idea...

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

third thread on this

Sorry, I didn't know that, maybe it can be merged.....like they used to do

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

third thread on this

What would be worse?
Having it done to you, or being the person doing it?

• The city of Beijing is using Covid anal swabs on residents amid a fresh outbreak
• The nucleic acid swab needs to be inserted about one inch inside one's rectum
• It is to be rotated for several times before completing the 10-second procedure
• Expert says the derriere method is 'more accurate' than throat and nose tests

China begins using ANAL SWABS to test for Covid in Beijing | Daily Mail Online
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Well it is a flamers dream come true. Giving or receiving.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

third thread on this

Sorry, I didn't know that, maybe it can be merged.....like they used to do

 

[BlindBoo]

I hear they're setting up a testing site for this in Palm Beach Fla. Let me find the address so you all can send your poop to......

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

What would be worse?
Having it done to you, or being the person doing it?

• The city of Beijing is using Covid anal swabs on residents amid a fresh outbreak
• The nucleic acid swab needs to be inserted about one inch inside one's rectum
• It is to be rotated for several times before completing the 10-second procedure
• Expert says the derriere method is 'more accurate' than throat and nose tests

China begins using ANAL SWABS to test for Covid in Beijing | Daily Mail Online
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Topic already exists here. Of course you'd never know from its title, but there it is.

Boy you are one hell of a hall monitor.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

third thread on this

Sorry, I didn't know that, maybe it can be merged.....like they used to do

Are we supposed to do a research project before we ever make a thread? For Christ sakes. 10 boards?? If a thread is duplicated on another board, who the fuck cares. They need to give us a 40 hr course on rules...lol

 

[marvin martian]

third thread on this

Sorry, I didn't know that, maybe it can be merged.....like they used to do

Are we supposed to do a research project before we ever make a thread? For Christ sakes. 10 boards?? If a thread is duplicated on another board, who the fuck cares. They need to give us a 40 hr course on rules...lol

Pogo is doing damage control for Beijing. He'll be very busy...