Conservatives.Your "Comical Questionnaire" For The Syrian Refugees.Just Answer These Five Questions.

[Rexx Taylor]

One of the most popular arguments and issues this week is the proposed/simple vetting process for the Syrian Refugees. Maybe, just for laughs, we can take guesses to what questions they are being asked. Like, "Are You A Terrorist", "Do you dislike George Bush"?
Being the liberals just want to make it simple and push the 10,000 refugees in ASAP, you can only imagine the 5 to 10 simple questions they will ask.
So make a list, we need some more laughs!

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Example:
1) Do you think Sarah Palin is just a dumb bimbo who can see Russia from her house?
2) Do you believe that Madam Nancy Pelosi is a true Goddess?
3) Would you find a drawing of the Prophet Muhammid dressed as a bi-gender clown offensive?
4) Do you believe that George Bush is the Greatest President in American History?
5) How many bullets does it take to kill a deer?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

any of you guys remember the questions from the classic Bridge/Troll scene from Monty Pythons holy grail?

 

[Two Thumbs]

isis already used syrian refugees to commit mass murder

this isn't all that funny, since we know they will attack here

 

[Rexx Taylor]

maybe they should show them about 10 pics of current/past politicians and name them, but they would have to be careful not to show them a photo-shopped topless pic of sarah palin.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

so Mohammid, may I ask you this,, if you were a deadly weapon, what would you be?