People like you are just ignorant of the history of our country. Why does the president have the authority to sign executive orders thus bypassing Congress altogether....do you know why? Hint: It goes back to the Chapter 11 bankruptcy of USA.INC in 1933.
No, you moron! It goes back to the failed Thetan invasion of 1782, which forced President Washington hide the
real constitution in a hidden emergency vault while displaying the decoy that we're all familiar with today. After driving back the Thetan invaders and negotiating a peace deal whereby the United States hands over 5000 black people to the Thetan overlord as slave labor, the 11th amendment to the constitution was ratified. It required the real constitution to remain hidden and created the NSA, which is tasked with top secret operations to repel further invasions and eventually eliminate the Thetan enemy ("NSA" stands for 'No Space Assholes'). The 11th amendment also grants the President power to pass legislation via executive order if and only if it is directly related to anti-Thetan military preparations.
The real problem that you fail to comprehend in your micro brain is the Supreme Court decision in US vs Alf, where the court held that the Framers' understanding of "Thetans" as appearing in the 11th amendment was a generic label for any extra terrestrial civilizations as a whole. The year 1933 is the year when Aspheni began showing up, claiming to be authorized carriers to ferry the black slaves. Three years later when Aspheni spies were caught trying to infiltrate IBM, the President began using EO to begin anti-Ashpeni operations, believing that the country was in imminent danger of attack. Prescott Bush filed a lawsuit, claiming that the appropriation of funds was unconstitutional because the 11th explicitly stated EOs had to apply to anti-
Thetan operations. But the court examined the secret memoirs of Washington and Jefferson and determined that to the Framers minds, "Thetan" was synonymous with all aliens from outer space. Since then, anti-Aspheni operations have been the pretext of a great many controversial EOs, despite the fact that it was eventually discovered that the Aspheni spies were only trying to infiltrate IBM as a means to piggy-back infiltration into the Nazi regime, during IBM's infamous history with the Nazis, and carry out sabotage missions against Hitler. Not to mention the fact that it is largely believed nowadays that the Aspheni have actually eradicated the Thetans, because nobody has heard from them since 1932. Even more controversial were the EOs that have now become the standard form, rationalizing almost any executive legislation on "generalized anti other Thetans" (GOAT) grounds. Based on the premise that we don't know if there are other 'Thetans' (i.e. aliens) out there who
might attack us
one day in the future, GOAT legislation has been used to justify everything from the funding of Osama bin Laden to the genetic engineering of Justin Bieber.