ChristisKing and Mudwhistle's Countdown to Christmas Thread 🎄

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Did you take that picture or find it?
Found it.

I got snowed on up in Kansas City and it took me 16 hours to get back to Clarksville TN Monday.

Oh, btw. I'm moving to Lenexa KS in a few days, so I won't have access to my PC for awhile.

My last day here in TN will be Dec 13th.
 
My last day here in TN will be Dec 13th.

I have a family Christmas party on that day. 😁 Good luck with the move though!! :D Oh and btw, have you seen this cute short yet? 🥰


 
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, 🌵 you're as charming as an eel, 🪱 Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! :banana:

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your ❤️ heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, 🕷️ you have garlic in your soul, 🧄 Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! 🪜

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile, 🐞
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch, 🐊
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty, wasty skunk, 🦨
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, 🧦 your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato 🍎 splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! 🥪
 
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The original animated Grinch from the 1960s with Boris Karloff.

Just tune into your NBC affiliate over the air, it will be broadcast. Frosty is on after that.


Oh, I already rented it from the library and got it with me. I was planning on watching it tonight. 😁
 
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