Cheers!

Morning, I'll take some strong coffee please.



Here ya go drifter...hope it's to your satisfaction.

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Hey, there, cheers mates, been caught up with public and private matters over the weekend, so I have been hit and miss posting.

Since I have seen finally what I hoped to happen on the other forums, I will be posting here much more.
 
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A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.

“Don’t play with your food,” one second-grader cited.

“Don’t be loud,” said another, and so on.

“And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?” the priest inquired of one little boy.

Without batting an eye, the child replied, “Order something cheap.”
 
Well, crap!! My alarm clock obviously needed new batteries, for this is the second time I didn't hear the clock go off. So, I replaced the batteries.

Goshdarnit!

You might want to get an electric alarm clock. Or a gargantuan wind-up super-loud Black Forest cuckoo clock.
 
Nobody to talk to? Now it's almost time for me to go to bed....


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Good morning, good night, is that what Trixxie or whatever her name is gets paid to deal with?

Order up some drinkiepoos, people!

Hey you, Boob Girl, I'll have a white rum and cream soda, and a tuna salad sandwich, please.

(Don't worry, I'll leave her a nice tip.)
 

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