cattle guards

[Auld Phart]

You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet. For those of you who don't know , cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug...-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining. 'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! ' And these two guys are running our country, Passed on to you without further comment... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - - - - OH LORD HELP US!!!!

 

[Luddly Neddite]

The lie was started when Clinton was prez and since you gullible fools never come up with original insults, its been recycled a few times.

The President Ordered the Firing of "Cattle Guards"-Fiction!

Cattle Guards

And only an idiot would believe that cattle won't walk on cattle guards.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet. For those of you who don't know , cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug...-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining. 'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! ' And these two guys are running our country, Passed on to you without further comment... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - - - - OH LORD HELP US!!!!

BTW, I've also dug wildlife out of those holes.


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[HereWeGoAgain]

The lie was started when Clinton was prez and since you gullible fools never come up with original insults, its been recycled a few times.

The President Ordered the Firing of "Cattle Guards"-Fiction!

Cattle Guards

And only an idiot would believe that cattle won't walk on cattle guards.

That has to be really rare!!!!!!
In all the years I've been around cattle guards I've never seen or heard of a cow actually getting hurt on one.
My guess is the cattle were running from something that scared em more than the cattle guard.

 

[HenryBHough]

The same White House logic that prevailed when Obama and Biden were visiting Egypt just after they installed the Muslim Brotherhood regime. They were treated to a camel ride! A bystander jibed: "Look at the two assholes on the camel".

Obama ordered Biden to get off and lift the tail to see if it was true - before getting off to see for His Imperial Self.

Biden did.

 

[CremeBrulee]

The lie was started when Clinton was prez and since you gullible fools never come up with original insults, its been recycled a few times.

The President Ordered the Firing of "Cattle Guards"-Fiction!

Cattle Guards

And only an idiot would believe that cattle won't walk on cattle guards.

That has to be really rare!!!!!!
In all the years I've been around cattle guards I've never seen or heard of a cow actually getting hurt on one.
My guess is the cattle were running from something that scared em more than the cattle guard.

I've never seen or heard of that either. I'm sure it happens occasionally but the need to keep all your cattle on the property is greater than the risk guards pose.

Still a funny joke.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet. For those of you who don't know , cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug...-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining. 'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! ' And these two guys are running our country, Passed on to you without further comment... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - - - - OH LORD HELP US!!!!

BTW, I've also dug wildlife out of those holes.


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Hell,even the dumbest dog I've ever owned was smart enough not to cross a cattle guard.
I call bullshit.