Canadians and Americans

[miketx]

An American is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants,
bread, butter & jam when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation:
Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Canada, we
only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle
it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The
Canadian has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"
American: "Of Course."
Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We
don't.
In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam and sell the jam to the states."
The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"
Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big
smirk.
American: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?"
Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Canada

 

[BULLDOG]

And it would take chewing on lots of used condoms before they figured out the best way to go about it. Congratulations Mikey. You've found a job that matches your hobby. Good luck in your new carreer.

 

[miketx]

And it would take chewing on lots of used condoms before they figured out the best way to go about it. Congratulations Mikey. You've found a job that matches your hobby. Good luck in your new carreer.

SO, you finally got you period.