Im sure he appeared that way to people whose only concern was the harsh realities of the daily grind under brutal Roman occupation. Saying things like he came to bring a sword, set people free, and if they believed him they would never die while he was standing there unarmed and destitute being mocked and scorned must have sounded quite insane..even funny.
Why would anyone want to have killed him much less turn him into a God and bury his teaching unless it eventually dawned on them that he wasn't crazy at all, just speaking in a strange figurative language that went over their heads of the enemy in all its forms and inspired and empowered those who understood to resist subjugation and ruthlessly stick it to the man..
Jesus was gay, that's why they killed him.
Hashev says that Jesus got head from the woman at the well.
Got anything other than gossip?
- Jesus only hung around with guys.
- Jesus wore a dress.
- Jesus only banged a girl once, and "once" means he didn't like it.
- Jesus rode a donkey, which was usually reserved for women and slaves, and we know he wasn't a slave.
- Jesus is always depicted as being buff.
As well:
- The direct descendant of Jesus' teachings, the Catholic church, is rife with butt pluggers.
- God threw Adam out of Eden because Adam preferred having hetero sex with Eve rather than stay in gay heaven with god.