California: Progressive Paradise

[Dick Foster]

"Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead
May 11th, 2020

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, won't be smart enough to notice the difference and will settle down in Oklahoma, not realizing they moved to the wrong state.
"It's the perfect plan," said Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "While I don't condone vandalism or vigilantism, we must sometimes take desperate measures to ensure dumb Californians don't keep coming here and destroying everything."
Oklahomans, annoyed by their new Californian neighbors constantly saying "dude" and "bro," have hatched a plot to move the Welcome to Texas signs to Nebraska."

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

I have a better idea. Move them all to New York and let the morons keep each other company. With any luck they'll kill each other off.

 

[PoliticalChic]

"Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead
May 11th, 2020

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, won't be smart enough to notice the difference and will settle down in Oklahoma, not realizing they moved to the wrong state.
"It's the perfect plan," said Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "While I don't condone vandalism or vigilantism, we must sometimes take desperate measures to ensure dumb Californians don't keep coming here and destroying everything."
Oklahomans, annoyed by their new Californian neighbors constantly saying "dude" and "bro," have hatched a plot to move the Welcome to Texas signs to Nebraska."

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

I have a better idea. Move them all to New York and let the morons keep each other company. With any luck they'll kill each other off.

Now just hold on one dang minute!!

Don't you think we have enough problems: Mayor de Blasio.

 

[BS Filter]

"Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead
May 11th, 2020

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, won't be smart enough to notice the difference and will settle down in Oklahoma, not realizing they moved to the wrong state.
"It's the perfect plan," said Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "While I don't condone vandalism or vigilantism, we must sometimes take desperate measures to ensure dumb Californians don't keep coming here and destroying everything."
Oklahomans, annoyed by their new Californian neighbors constantly saying "dude" and "bro," have hatched a plot to move the Welcome to Texas signs to Nebraska."

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

How ironic. 90 years ago the Okies were moving to California to escape the dust bowl.

One of my fav books.....Steinbeck, “Grapes of Wrath.”
Yep, and a great movie.

 

[Tax Man]

"Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead
May 11th, 2020

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, won't be smart enough to notice the difference and will settle down in Oklahoma, not realizing they moved to the wrong state.
"It's the perfect plan," said Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "While I don't condone vandalism or vigilantism, we must sometimes take desperate measures to ensure dumb Californians don't keep coming here and destroying everything."
Oklahomans, annoyed by their new Californian neighbors constantly saying "dude" and "bro," have hatched a plot to move the Welcome to Texas signs to Nebraska."

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

So you think Californian's are goobers? Look at tezass citizens and you will see real goooobers . Californian's are generally much smarter than people in other states especially southern piles of crap states.

So you're claiming to be a Texan?

I am reporting you for the insult. I am most certainly NOT a tezan.

 

[PoliticalChic]

 

[CrusaderFrank]

"Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead
May 11th, 2020

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, won't be smart enough to notice the difference and will settle down in Oklahoma, not realizing they moved to the wrong state.
"It's the perfect plan," said Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "While I don't condone vandalism or vigilantism, we must sometimes take desperate measures to ensure dumb Californians don't keep coming here and destroying everything."
Oklahomans, annoyed by their new Californian neighbors constantly saying "dude" and "bro," have hatched a plot to move the Welcome to Texas signs to Nebraska."

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

So you think Californian's are goobers? Look at tezass citizens and you will see real goooobers . Californian's are generally much smarter than people in other states especially southern piles of crap states.

Progressives turn CA into a genuine crap State

 

[DustyInfinity]

"Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead
May 11th, 2020

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, won't be smart enough to notice the difference and will settle down in Oklahoma, not realizing they moved to the wrong state.
"It's the perfect plan," said Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "While I don't condone vandalism or vigilantism, we must sometimes take desperate measures to ensure dumb Californians don't keep coming here and destroying everything."
Oklahomans, annoyed by their new Californian neighbors constantly saying "dude" and "bro," have hatched a plot to move the Welcome to Texas signs to Nebraska."

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

So you think Californian's are goobers? Look at tezass citizens and you will see real goooobers . Californian's are generally much smarter than people in other states especially southern piles of crap states.

Then why are they losing population and punishing people who leave?

 

[DustyInfinity]

"Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead
May 11th, 2020

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, won't be smart enough to notice the difference and will settle down in Oklahoma, not realizing they moved to the wrong state.
"It's the perfect plan," said Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "While I don't condone vandalism or vigilantism, we must sometimes take desperate measures to ensure dumb Californians don't keep coming here and destroying everything."
Oklahomans, annoyed by their new Californian neighbors constantly saying "dude" and "bro," have hatched a plot to move the Welcome to Texas signs to Nebraska."

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

I have a better idea. Move them all to New York and let the morons keep each other company. With any luck they'll kill each other off.

Now just hold on one dang minute!!

Don't you think we have enough problems: Mayor de Blasio.

How many free thinkers are there in NY. Are you on a lonely island, or is it red around the city?

 

[PoliticalChic]

"Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead
May 11th, 2020

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, won't be smart enough to notice the difference and will settle down in Oklahoma, not realizing they moved to the wrong state.
"It's the perfect plan," said Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "While I don't condone vandalism or vigilantism, we must sometimes take desperate measures to ensure dumb Californians don't keep coming here and destroying everything."
Oklahomans, annoyed by their new Californian neighbors constantly saying "dude" and "bro," have hatched a plot to move the Welcome to Texas signs to Nebraska."

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

I have a better idea. Move them all to New York and let the morons keep each other company. With any luck they'll kill each other off.

Now just hold on one dang minute!!

Don't you think we have enough problems: Mayor de Blasio.

How many free thinkers are there in NY. Are you on a lonely island, or is it red around the city?

Speaking of 'thinkers,' tomorrow I plan a thread with you in it, one you inspired via a post this morning.

 

[PoliticalChic]

"Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead
May 11th, 2020

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, won't be smart enough to notice the difference and will settle down in Oklahoma, not realizing they moved to the wrong state.
"It's the perfect plan," said Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "While I don't condone vandalism or vigilantism, we must sometimes take desperate measures to ensure dumb Californians don't keep coming here and destroying everything."
Oklahomans, annoyed by their new Californian neighbors constantly saying "dude" and "bro," have hatched a plot to move the Welcome to Texas signs to Nebraska."

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

So you think Californian's are goobers? Look at tezass citizens and you will see real goooobers . Californian's are generally much smarter than people in other states especially southern piles of crap states.

So you're claiming to be a Texan?

I am reporting you for the insult. I am most certainly NOT a tezan.

The Texans said the same thing.

 

[PoliticalChic]

 

[SassyIrishLass]

California = the land of fruits and nuts. ....

For proof read any Caliloon on here.

We all know who they are

 

[PoliticalChic]

"Los Angeles’ Garcetti mocked over tweet urging residents to conserve energy

“It’s almost 3 p.m.,” Garcetti’s tweet read. “Time to turn off major appliances, set the thermostat to 78 degrees (or use a fan instead), turn off excess lights and unplug any appliances you’re not using. We need every Californian to help conserve energy. Please do your part.”

Fox 11 reported that thousands of residents across Los Angeles County were without power and a California Independent System Operator declared a Stage 2 Emergency, which means the city is “taking all the steps to protect the grid, manage transmission loss and avoid outages.”




Garcetti’s tweet got the attention of Eric Trump, one of President Trump’s sons, who tweeted, “Hard to believe this tweet is real from the Mayor of LA. This is what the democrats will do to this country... #Blackouts.”

Another commenter posted, “What do our extremely high taxes pay for? Police have been defunded. Public schools are not in session. Where’s the money and resources going?”

Los Angeles’ Garcetti mocked over tweet urging residents to conserve energy

www.foxnews.com

 

[PoliticalChic]

 

[PoliticalChic]

"'California Is The Progressive Utopia Of The Future!' Says Gavin Newsom Who Is Currently On Fire"
September 12th, 2020

SACRAMENTO, CA—After blaming every single one of the state's problems on climate change, Governor Gavin Newsom proclaimed that California is the "progressive utopia of the future" and that the state is "like America fast-forwarded fifty years into the glorious future."

As he said this, his hair burst into flames, likely due to all the hair gel coupled with the fact that half of the state is currently on fire. As the flames licked up his podium and ignited his microphone, shirt, and face, he continued victoriously proclaiming the accomplishments of the state of California.
"All those other backward states are just jealous of us," he said as fire consumed his mansion in the distance. "If more states would just model themselves after us, they all could be having the great time that California is currently having." A tree fell nearby, exploding with sparks and creating a giant fireball that flew toward Newsom's face.
"Progress!" he cried as he finally succumbed to the flames, his face melting like that guy in Indiana Jones.
This all would have been captured on video but no one could charge their video cameras or phones since the state is currently without electricity."

'California Is The Progressive Utopia Of The Future!' Says Gavin Newsom Who Is Currently On Fire

SACRAMENTO, CA—After blaming every single one of the state's problems on climate change, Governor Gavin Newsom proclaimed that California is the "progressive utopia of the future" and that the state is "like America fast-forwarded fifty years into the glorious future."

babylonbee.com

 

[danielpalos]

The economy of California is the largest in the United States, boasting a $3.2 trillion gross state product as of 2019. If California were a sovereign nation (2019), it would rank as the world's fifth largest economy, ahead of India and behind Germany.--https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_California

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

The economy of California is the largest in the United States, boasting a $3.2 trillion gross state product as of 2019. If California were a sovereign nation (2019), it would rank as the world's fifth largest economy, ahead of India and behind Germany.--https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_California

Not anymore.

 

[PoliticalChic]

The economy of California is the largest in the United States, boasting a $3.2 trillion gross state product as of 2019. If California were a sovereign nation (2019), it would rank as the world's fifth largest economy, ahead of India and behind Germany.--https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_California

Not anymore.

When Democrats/Liberals are free to manipulate an economy to their view and their satisfaction, it is difficult to miss the similarity with the failures of the Soviet five-year plans.

 

[danielpalos]

The economy of California is the largest in the United States, boasting a $3.2 trillion gross state product as of 2019. If California were a sovereign nation (2019), it would rank as the world's fifth largest economy, ahead of India and behind Germany.--https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_California

Not anymore.

It was there before and can be again.

 

[danielpalos]

The economy of California is the largest in the United States, boasting a $3.2 trillion gross state product as of 2019. If California were a sovereign nation (2019), it would rank as the world's fifth largest economy, ahead of India and behind Germany.--https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_California

Not anymore.

When Democrats/Liberals are free to manipulate an economy to their view and their satisfaction, it is difficult to miss the similarity with the failures of the Soviet five-year plans.

lol. Right wingers are worse. All they know how to do is lose money not make money with a Commerce Clause and a central bank.

https://www.usdebtclock.org/