Bye Bye ISIS...enjoy your virgins!

Virgins? Lemmy died in Dec of 2015. There haven't been any virgins in Heaven since January of 2016.
 
There is a mispelling in the Koran. Instead of Virgins it should read Virgils. Yes, you get 72 sex craved Virgils when you die like that. And you thought you were going to heaven.
 
There is a mispelling in the Koran. Instead of Virgins it should read Virgils. Yes, you get 72 sex craved Virgils when you die like that. And you thought you were going to heaven.
There's a picture out there somewhere that shows the virgins as nuns with rifles.
 
Virgins? Lemmy died in Dec of 2015. There haven't been any virgins in Heaven since January of 2016.

How did talk of ISIS turn to Lemmy? Lemmy was an alright dude. :2up:

I reckon he was killed by death. "Squeeze my lizard." :badgrin:

Oh! I love it! Lil Chuck Berry towards the end and everything! Yessir!
 
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ISIS is done! It's amazing what can happen when they're not being supported by American taxpayer money.

Never forget songbird McCain and his "moderate" rebels.

ISIS needs killed and killed again. BTW, ISIS is the epitome if Islam.

Yes indeed it is.
 
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There's a section in Call Of Duty where you can play with the Spector Gunship and blast the shit out of a bunch of terrorists.

It's pretty neat. It's exactly like that.

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Virgins? Lemmy died in Dec of 2015. There haven't been any virgins in Heaven since January of 2016.

How did talk of ISIS turn to Lemmy? Lemmy was an alright dude. :2up:

I reckon he was killed by death. "Squeeze my lizard." :badgrin:

Oh! I love it! Lil Chuck Berry towards the end and everything! Yessir!

Because Lemmy has deflowered all the virgins in Heaven.

Its a joke, son, I say a joke.
 
Virgins? Lemmy died in Dec of 2015. There haven't been any virgins in Heaven since January of 2016.

How did talk of ISIS turn to Lemmy? Lemmy was an alright dude. :2up:

I reckon he was killed by death. "Squeeze my lizard." :badgrin:

Oh! I love it! Lil Chuck Berry towards the end and everything! Yessir!

Because Lemmy has deflowered all the virgins in Heaven.

Its a joke, son, I say a joke.

I got dat! :2up:
 

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