butcher a wise maxim game

[shart_attack]

Give us something that was once a great proverbial statement — before you butchered it with your BS. Like:

Measure once; shart twice.

 

[Pop23]

Always carry a litter bag in your car......

When it gets full....... Just toss it out the window!

 

[Liffy]

Fool me once... Shame... Shame on you.. Fool you can't get fooled again.. Something like that

 

[blunthead]

Let a sleeping dog fart.

 

[Anathema]

Lead, Follow, or Trip as Many People as You Can.

 

[miketx]

Don't go out in the rain without your rubbers, until it stops raining you idiot.